Biography:
Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).
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Other songs:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
- Broken
- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
- Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
- Song For Students
- Stay At Home Dad
- Too Fast
- Wtf Collective 2
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Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as
as I do. – Dan Dee
_Intro:_
E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5…
_Verse:_
E A
Floating in space at the edge of time
E A
In a universe that we can’t define
E A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
E A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
E A – A5…
Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
E5 A5
To milk the snake
E5 A5
Girls do the taco handshake
E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
_Verse 2:_
E A
Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German
E A
Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
E A
We all take matters into our own hands
E A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
E A
We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)
E A – A5
If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
E5 A5
To pull the handbrake
E5 A5
To play vagina DJ
E5 A5
She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_
E A E B (x2)
_Final Verse:_
E5 A5 E5 B5
He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5 A5 E5 B5
He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
[2 hours later]
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
A B E
I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight
I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as
as I do. – Dan Dee
_Intro:_
E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5…
_Verse:_
E A
Floating in space at the edge of time
E A
In a universe that we can’t define
E A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
E A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
E A – A5…
Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
E5 A5
To milk the snake
E5 A5
Girls do the taco handshake
E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
_Verse 2:_
E A
Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German
E A
Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
E A
We all take matters into our own hands
E A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
E A
We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)
E A – A5
If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
E5 A5
To pull the handbrake
E5 A5
To play vagina DJ
E5 A5
She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_
E A E B (x2)
_Final Verse:_
E5 A5 E5 B5
He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5 A5 E5 B5
He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
[2 hours later]
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
A B E
I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight
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