Biography:
Garfunkel and Oates are a comedy-folk duo from Los Angeles, California, consisting of actress-songwriters Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. The two met at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles. The band was formed when they started working together to turn a short film made by Lindhome, entitled "Imaginary Larry", into a musical.
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Other songs:
- Fuck You
- Fuck You!
- Hey Girl In The Moonlight
- I Don't Know Who You Are
- I Would Never (have Sex With You)
- Me, You And Steve
- My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You
- Only You
- Pregnant Women Are Smug
- Rainbow Connection
- Rainbow Connections
- Such A Loser
- Weed Card
- Self Esteem
- 2931
- 5050
- As You Are
- Gay Boyfriend
- Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating
- Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance
- I Dont Know Who You Are
- Loser
- Me You And Steve
- My Apartments Very Clean Without You
- Places To Rest
- Pretty In Buffalo
- Running With Chicken
- Sex With Ducks
- Silver Lining
- The Fade Away
- The Loophole
- Wow
- You Go First
- You Me And Steve
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Intro - C F Dsus2 G(stop)
C F Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
G C
And you misspell my name
F Dsus2
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
G C
And most of them think you are lame
F Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
G C
And your not that big of a dick
F Dsus2
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
G Am
Not 'cause your with some other chick
Em Am
I know that this may be uncool
Em G
But I want to tell you the truth
Chorus
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more rejected
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair
C F Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
G C
Like I've been lonely for too long
F Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
G C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
F Dsus2
But I would rather have nothing
G C
Than this crap let me reaffirm
F Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
G Am
And the antidote was in your sperm
Em Am
I know that this may be uncool
Em G
But I want to tell you the truth
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's pretty close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more desperate
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair
Bridge
Am Em
We could last forever
F C
You just have to give me time
Am C
To learn to deal with bullshit
F G
And blatant lies
C G
But for now for now
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's so close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more wasted
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair
Gary Allan
Gary Clark Jr.
Gary Glitter
Gary Jules
Gary Lewis