Biography:
Garfunkel and Oates are a comedy-folk duo from Los Angeles, California, consisting of actress-songwriters Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. The two met at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles. The band was formed when they started working together to turn a short film made by Lindhome, entitled "Imaginary Larry", into a musical.
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Other songs:
- Fuck You
- Fuck You!
- Hey Girl In The Moonlight
- I Don't Know Who You Are
- I Would Never (have Sex With You)
- Me, You And Steve
- My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You
- Only You
- Pregnant Women Are Smug
- Rainbow Connection
- Rainbow Connections
- Such A Loser
- Weed Card
- Self Esteem
- 2931
- 5050
- As You Are
- Gay Boyfriend
- Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating
- Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance
- I Dont Know Who You Are
- Loser
- Me You And Steve
- My Apartments Very Clean Without You
- Places To Rest
- Pretty In Buffalo
- Running With Chicken
- Sex With Ducks
- Silver Lining
- The Fade Away
- The Loophole
- Wow
- You Go First
- You Me And Steve
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Gay Boyfriend – Garfunkel and Oates
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Tabbed by: Noah Opolsky
E-mail: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
D G
Got a man, call him my boyfriend, think I've fallen in love
D G
The only man that gives me the things that I am worthy of
D G
Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away
D G
He communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say
He says
D
"Baby, I love you, baby, I need you
G
Never gonna let you go"
D G
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows
D G
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend, slumber party every night
D G
I've never felt so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right
Bm A
But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet
D G
And I think he's gay and I think he's neat
Bm A
Okay, okay, so my boyfriend's gay
G A
But what does it matter anyway?
G A
He hasn't come out of the closet yet
D G
'Til then, I'll take all that I can get
(2,3,4)
G A
But he doesn't think I know
D G
But I know, I know, I've always known
G A
If he doesn't think it shows
D G
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
Em
You might think it's a little sad
G A
But he's the best lover that I've ever had
G A
At night, when we're lying in bed
D G
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
G A
Like my mom always says
D G
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
Em
You don't know the meaning of "rock your world"
G A
'Til you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl
D G
He lies and says he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff
D G
When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, "As if!"
D G
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer
D G
'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his is my vagina
D G
He reappears from under the covers, looking like he's been to war
D G
He’s drenched in sweat, catches his breath, and heads down back for more
D G
After that, he's never tired, he just wants to talk
D G
And cuddle me until I sleep, then takes his dog for a walk
Bm A D G
Someday he'll come out and I'll be happy for him when he does
Bm A D G
And I know I'll be sad and I’ll be thinking of what was
Bm A D G
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Bm A
'Cause his fairy tale will find a like-minded friend
G A
But he doesn't think I know
D G
But I know, I know, I've always known
G A
If he doesn't think it shows
D G
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
Em
You don't need no penetration
G A
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
G A
At night, when we're lying in bed
D G
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
G A
Like my mom always says
D G
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
Em
You don't know the meaning of slot machine
G A
'Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen
Bm A
I know it's not forever, but that's okay
Bm
'Cause I'm his girlfriend,
G D
and he's my gay
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| / slide up
| slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| b Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
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Gay Boyfriend – Garfunkel and Oates
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Tabbed by: Noah Opolsky
E-mail: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
D G
Got a man, call him my boyfriend, think I've fallen in love
D G
The only man that gives me the things that I am worthy of
D G
Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away
D G
He communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say
He says
D
"Baby, I love you, baby, I need you
G
Never gonna let you go"
D G
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows
D G
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend, slumber party every night
D G
I've never felt so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right
Bm A
But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet
D G
And I think he's gay and I think he's neat
Bm A
Okay, okay, so my boyfriend's gay
G A
But what does it matter anyway?
G A
He hasn't come out of the closet yet
D G
'Til then, I'll take all that I can get
(2,3,4)
G A
But he doesn't think I know
D G
But I know, I know, I've always known
G A
If he doesn't think it shows
D G
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
Em
You might think it's a little sad
G A
But he's the best lover that I've ever had
G A
At night, when we're lying in bed
D G
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
G A
Like my mom always says
D G
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
Em
You don't know the meaning of "rock your world"
G A
'Til you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl
D G
He lies and says he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff
D G
When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, "As if!"
D G
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer
D G
'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his is my vagina
D G
He reappears from under the covers, looking like he's been to war
D G
He’s drenched in sweat, catches his breath, and heads down back for more
D G
After that, he's never tired, he just wants to talk
D G
And cuddle me until I sleep, then takes his dog for a walk
Bm A D G
Someday he'll come out and I'll be happy for him when he does
Bm A D G
And I know I'll be sad and I’ll be thinking of what was
Bm A D G
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Bm A
'Cause his fairy tale will find a like-minded friend
G A
But he doesn't think I know
D G
But I know, I know, I've always known
G A
If he doesn't think it shows
D G
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
Em
You don't need no penetration
G A
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
G A
At night, when we're lying in bed
D G
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
G A
Like my mom always says
D G
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
Em
You don't know the meaning of slot machine
G A
'Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen
Bm A
I know it's not forever, but that's okay
Bm
'Cause I'm his girlfriend,
G D
and he's my gay
************************************
| / slide up
| slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| b Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
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