Biography:
Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret McKenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.
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Other songs:
- A Kiss Is Not A Contract
- Albi The Racist Dragon
- Angels
- Bret You Got It Going On
- Bus Drivers Song
- Business Time
- Carol Brown
- Father And Son
- Friends
- Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros
- Hurt Feelings
- I'm Not Crying
- If You're Into It
- Jenny
- Leggy Blonde
- Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Pencils In The Wind Tape Of Love
- Petrov, Yelyena, And Me
- Sellotape
- Sugalumps
- The Humans Are Dead
- The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Think About It
- Think About It Think Think About It
- You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute
- Leggy Blonde (feat. Rhys Darby)
- The Most Beautiful Girl
- A Gender Reversal Reversal
- Albi
- Bowie
- Bret You Got It Goin On
- Dreams
- Feel Inside And Stuff Like That
- Femident Toothpaste
- Foux Da Fa Fa
- Frodo
- Goodbye Leggy Blonde
- Hiphop
- Hiphopopotamus Vs Rhymenoceros
- Humans Are Dead
- I Told You I Was Freaky
- If Youre Into It
- Im Not Crying
- Inner City Pressure
- Kissing
- Ladies Of The World
- Love Is Your Weapon Of Choice
- Mermaids
- Mutha Uckas
- Nothin Wrong
- Petrov Yelyena And Me
- Prince Of Parties
- Rambling Through The Avenues Of Time
- Robots
- Sellotape Chords
- Sexy Flower
- Song For Epileptic Dogs
- Song For Sally
- Tape Of Love
- Theme Song
- Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
- Were Both In Love With A Sexy Lady
- Who Likes To Rock The Party
- You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute
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This is played in a reggae style and ends with Eugene playing a steel drum solo.
Am Em Dm E7
Ooohooooh
Am Em
Its a cold night, beneath the street light, theres a man whose pants are too tight.
Dm E7
Oh no, his pants are too tight.
My pants are too tight.
Am Em
He stands there, and empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home.
Dm E7
He'll have to walk home tonight.
Don't have enough for the ride.
Am Em
The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his work tool.
Dm E7
You can put away your tool, Jermaine.
Chorus
C G F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
G
No no no no no
C G F G
You can say no, to being a man hoe. A male gigolo.
C G F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
G
No no no no no
C G F G
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent-boy, bro, hoe.
C G F
He can not see his way out.
G
I can not see my way out.
C G F
He can't see his way out.
G
Male prostitution seems to be my only option.
C G F
He can't see his way out
G
I cannot see my way out.
C G F
He can't see his way out.
G
No, no, no, no, no.
Verse
Am Em
He sends cheep thrills, to pay expensive bills, but check your resume, you must
have some other skills
Dm E7
Do you have any other skills? Like typing?
Am Em
They see him, want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him.
Dm E7
Oh no, they don't think he's worth it at all.
Am Em
Don't think I know when, he tries to bring them home, maybe that would be a way if he lived alone.
Dm E7
Oh, you have a roommate Jemaine, don't bring them home.
Chorus
C G F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
G
No no no no no
C G F G
You can say no, to being a man hoe. A male jigalo.
C G F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
G
No no no no no
C G F G
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, a rent-boy, bro, hoe.
Am Em Dm E7
Ooohooooh
Am Em
Its a cold night, beneath the street light, theres a man whose pants are too tight.
Dm E7
Oh no, his pants are too tight.
My pants are too tight.
Am Em
He stands there, and empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home.
Dm E7
He'll have to walk home tonight.
Don't have enough for the ride.
Am Em
The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his work tool.
Dm E7
You can put away your tool, Jermaine.
Chorus
C G F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
G
No no no no no
C G F G
You can say no, to being a man hoe. A male gigolo.
C G F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
G
No no no no no
C G F G
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent-boy, bro, hoe.
C G F
He can not see his way out.
G
I can not see my way out.
C G F
He can't see his way out.
G
Male prostitution seems to be my only option.
C G F
He can't see his way out
G
I cannot see my way out.
C G F
He can't see his way out.
G
No, no, no, no, no.
Verse
Am Em
He sends cheep thrills, to pay expensive bills, but check your resume, you must
have some other skills
Dm E7
Do you have any other skills? Like typing?
Am Em
They see him, want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him.
Dm E7
Oh no, they don't think he's worth it at all.
Am Em
Don't think I know when, he tries to bring them home, maybe that would be a way if he lived alone.
Dm E7
Oh, you have a roommate Jemaine, don't bring them home.
Chorus
C G F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
G
No no no no no
C G F G
You can say no, to being a man hoe. A male jigalo.
C G F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
G
No no no no no
C G F G
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, a rent-boy, bro, hoe.
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