Biography:
Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret McKenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.
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Other songs:
- A Kiss Is Not A Contract
- Albi The Racist Dragon
- Angels
- Bret You Got It Going On
- Bus Drivers Song
- Business Time
- Carol Brown
- Father And Son
- Friends
- Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros
- Hurt Feelings
- I'm Not Crying
- If You're Into It
- Jenny
- Leggy Blonde
- Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Pencils In The Wind Tape Of Love
- Petrov, Yelyena, And Me
- Sellotape
- Sugalumps
- The Humans Are Dead
- The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Think About It
- Think About It Think Think About It
- You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute
- Leggy Blonde (feat. Rhys Darby)
- The Most Beautiful Girl
- A Gender Reversal Reversal
- Albi
- Bowie
- Bret You Got It Goin On
- Dreams
- Feel Inside And Stuff Like That
- Femident Toothpaste
- Foux Da Fa Fa
- Frodo
- Goodbye Leggy Blonde
- Hiphop
- Hiphopopotamus Vs Rhymenoceros
- Humans Are Dead
- I Told You I Was Freaky
- If Youre Into It
- Im Not Crying
- Inner City Pressure
- Kissing
- Ladies Of The World
- Love Is Your Weapon Of Choice
- Mermaids
- Mutha Uckas
- Nothin Wrong
- Petrov Yelyena And Me
- Prince Of Parties
- Rambling Through The Avenues Of Time
- Robots
- Sellotape Chords
- Sexy Flower
- Song For Epileptic Dogs
- Song For Sally
- Tape Of Love
- Theme Song
- Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
- Were Both In Love With A Sexy Lady
- Who Likes To Rock The Party
- You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute
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Hey this is my first tab so enjoy :)
I play this one in bars but you can easily play it in normal chords and it sounds just as good.
-------------------------- Am, C, F, E7 - repeated --------------------------
{Full Album Cover}
(Bret)Im the mother-flippin
Rhymenoceros, my beats are fat and the birds are on my back and i'm horny
(Jermaine)He's horny
If you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede, coz if i hit you with my flow the
rhino stanmpede
i'm not just wild im trained - domesticated
i was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
and subsequently procreated
thats how it goes heres the hiphopopotamus, the hiphop hippo
(Jermaine)
They call me the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless..
(Bret)
Sometimes, my rhymes are polite, like thank you for dinner Mrs Johnson that was very
good night
sometimes they're obscene like in pornographic R18 dreams about bitches in a stream of
ha ha ha!
(Jermaine)
They call me the hiphopopotamus, flows that glow like phospherous, popping of the top of
oesophagus, rockin this metropolis
i'm not a large water dwelling mammal from africa, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that per chance?
Steve..
(Bret)
My rhymes and records they dont get played
because my records and rhymes they dont get made
and if you rap like me you dont get paid
and if you roll like me you dont get laid
(Jermaine)
my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches at home should know im
to correct this
(Bret)
Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy
(both)
why? w-why? Why exactly? Be more constructive with your feedback..please..why?
(Bret)
Wha.coz i rap about reality, like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea
(both)
There aint no party like my grannys tea party, hey, ho
Im the mother flippin x8
I play this one in bars but you can easily play it in normal chords and it sounds just as good.
-------------------------- Am, C, F, E7 - repeated --------------------------
{Full Album Cover}
(Bret)Im the mother-flippin
Rhymenoceros, my beats are fat and the birds are on my back and i'm horny
(Jermaine)He's horny
If you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede, coz if i hit you with my flow the
rhino stanmpede
i'm not just wild im trained - domesticated
i was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
and subsequently procreated
thats how it goes heres the hiphopopotamus, the hiphop hippo
(Jermaine)
They call me the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless..
(Bret)
Sometimes, my rhymes are polite, like thank you for dinner Mrs Johnson that was very
good night
sometimes they're obscene like in pornographic R18 dreams about bitches in a stream of
ha ha ha!
(Jermaine)
They call me the hiphopopotamus, flows that glow like phospherous, popping of the top of
oesophagus, rockin this metropolis
i'm not a large water dwelling mammal from africa, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that per chance?
Steve..
(Bret)
My rhymes and records they dont get played
because my records and rhymes they dont get made
and if you rap like me you dont get paid
and if you roll like me you dont get laid
(Jermaine)
my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches at home should know im
to correct this
(Bret)
Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy
(both)
why? w-why? Why exactly? Be more constructive with your feedback..please..why?
(Bret)
Wha.coz i rap about reality, like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea
(both)
There aint no party like my grannys tea party, hey, ho
Im the mother flippin x8
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