Biography:
Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret McKenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.
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Other songs:
- A Kiss Is Not A Contract
- Albi The Racist Dragon
- Angels
- Bret You Got It Going On
- Bus Drivers Song
- Business Time
- Carol Brown
- Father And Son
- Friends
- Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros
- Hurt Feelings
- I'm Not Crying
- If You're Into It
- Jenny
- Leggy Blonde
- Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Pencils In The Wind Tape Of Love
- Petrov, Yelyena, And Me
- Sellotape
- Sugalumps
- The Humans Are Dead
- The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Think About It
- Think About It Think Think About It
- You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute
- Leggy Blonde (feat. Rhys Darby)
- The Most Beautiful Girl
- A Gender Reversal Reversal
- Albi
- Bowie
- Bret You Got It Goin On
- Dreams
- Feel Inside And Stuff Like That
- Femident Toothpaste
- Foux Da Fa Fa
- Frodo
- Goodbye Leggy Blonde
- Hiphop
- Hiphopopotamus Vs Rhymenoceros
- Humans Are Dead
- I Told You I Was Freaky
- If Youre Into It
- Im Not Crying
- Inner City Pressure
- Kissing
- Ladies Of The World
- Love Is Your Weapon Of Choice
- Mermaids
- Mutha Uckas
- Nothin Wrong
- Petrov Yelyena And Me
- Prince Of Parties
- Rambling Through The Avenues Of Time
- Robots
- Sellotape Chords
- Sexy Flower
- Song For Epileptic Dogs
- Song For Sally
- Tape Of Love
- Theme Song
- Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
- Were Both In Love With A Sexy Lady
- Who Likes To Rock The Party
- You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute
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"I'm Not Crying" by Flight Of The Conchords
This is how I play it...I can't say if the chords (especially during the bridge
s) are dead-on accurate, but...put it this way: unless you're really particular,
this version should enable you to play a very passable version of the song.
NOTE ON THE INTRO: I find it easiest to play it this way: start off with a Cm
barre chord at the 8th fret (emphasizing the lighter 4 strings) then, from that
position, drop your middle finger to the 7th fret to form the Cm/B chord, then
pick up your middle finger completely to form a C min 7th chord.
(Also, I play the C/B chord like this: Just like a first position Em, but with
your index finger on the 2nd string, first fret. I just leave the 6th and 1st
strings open.)
OK..here goes:
Cm Cm/B Cm7 G#-Fm
So, you're leaving...I can tell...because I can see you leaving.....
Cm Cm/B
But if you’re trying to break my heart...your plan is flawed from the
Cm7 G# Fm
start...you can't break this heart..it's liquid..it melted when I met you...
Cm Cm/B Cm7
And as you turn around to leave...don’t turn back to me...
G# Fm
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying, I’m not crying...
C C/B Am
I’m not crying, it’s just been raining on my face
C C/B
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please,
Am
Please don’t tell my mates
C C/B Am
I’m not crying, no...I’m not crying
C C/B
And if I am crying, it’s not because of you
Am
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don’t know who is dying, that’s right, dying
G# F(or Dm7) F
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me,
F (or Fm optional)
I’ve just been cutting onions
C C/B Am
I’m making a lasagna...for one
Fm
Oh, I’m not crying, no!
C
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
C/B
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
Am
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
C
I’m not upset because you left me this way
C/B
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
Am
They’ve been looking around, they've been searching for you
They’ve been looking for you, even though I told them not to
Fm
These aren’t tears of sadness, they’re tears of joy
I'm just laughing...
C C/B Am Fm
Ha ha-ha ha
Fm
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
C C/B
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
Am
And yet it cuts like a knife?
C C/B
I’m not cry-ing
Am G
I’m not cry-ing
F
I’m not cry-y-y-y-y
Fm C
y-y-y-y-y-ing
Find a friend to sing the (intentionally) ridiculous falsetto part with you at
the end...Guaranteed to crack up everyone with a sense of humor in the
room...plus it's just damn fun to do...
This is how I play it...I can't say if the chords (especially during the bridge
s) are dead-on accurate, but...put it this way: unless you're really particular,
this version should enable you to play a very passable version of the song.
NOTE ON THE INTRO: I find it easiest to play it this way: start off with a Cm
barre chord at the 8th fret (emphasizing the lighter 4 strings) then, from that
position, drop your middle finger to the 7th fret to form the Cm/B chord, then
pick up your middle finger completely to form a C min 7th chord.
(Also, I play the C/B chord like this: Just like a first position Em, but with
your index finger on the 2nd string, first fret. I just leave the 6th and 1st
strings open.)
OK..here goes:
Cm Cm/B Cm7 G#-Fm
So, you're leaving...I can tell...because I can see you leaving.....
Cm Cm/B
But if you’re trying to break my heart...your plan is flawed from the
Cm7 G# Fm
start...you can't break this heart..it's liquid..it melted when I met you...
Cm Cm/B Cm7
And as you turn around to leave...don’t turn back to me...
G# Fm
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying, I’m not crying...
C C/B Am
I’m not crying, it’s just been raining on my face
C C/B
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please,
Am
Please don’t tell my mates
C C/B Am
I’m not crying, no...I’m not crying
C C/B
And if I am crying, it’s not because of you
Am
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don’t know who is dying, that’s right, dying
G# F(or Dm7) F
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me,
F (or Fm optional)
I’ve just been cutting onions
C C/B Am
I’m making a lasagna...for one
Fm
Oh, I’m not crying, no!
C
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
C/B
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
Am
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
C
I’m not upset because you left me this way
C/B
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
Am
They’ve been looking around, they've been searching for you
They’ve been looking for you, even though I told them not to
Fm
These aren’t tears of sadness, they’re tears of joy
I'm just laughing...
C C/B Am Fm
Ha ha-ha ha
Fm
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
C C/B
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
Am
And yet it cuts like a knife?
C C/B
I’m not cry-ing
Am G
I’m not cry-ing
F
I’m not cry-y-y-y-y
Fm C
y-y-y-y-y-ing
Find a friend to sing the (intentionally) ridiculous falsetto part with you at
the end...Guaranteed to crack up everyone with a sense of humor in the
room...plus it's just damn fun to do...
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Flopa Manza Mini (...)
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