Biografia:
Nick Helm is a British comedian, musician and actor known for his confrontational delivery. His routines have been described as "brash and bullish". He came to prominence following the success of his 2010 Edinburgh Fringe show Keep Hold of the Gold. He starred in hit BBC Three musical comedy show 'Uncle', where he plays a failing musician.
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I've seen your new boyfriend
He's really good looking
G/bar
If he was a rent boy
I'd probably book him
A/bar
Not that I'm really into that stuff
E
I'm just saying your boyfriend's incredibly buff
E
He's a really nice face
really nice hair
G/bar
He's really polite
And he's really aware
A/bar
He's got really nice teeth
A really nice tan
E.
And he's really relaxed
When the sh!t hits the fan.
E
But he makes ya look fat
G/bar
He makes you look ugly
Like a man
A/bar
He makes ya look old
Just like his nan
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaat
G/bar
Yeah he makes you look lardy round the arse
A/bar
Don't ya know that he's in a different class?
E
Yeah he makes you look fat.
E
You two together
What's wrong with this picture?
G/bar
You need a man
Who's waist line will eclipse ya
A/bar
You need a man
Who's a little more shoddy
E.
A gap in his teeth
And an imperfect body
E
It's nothing you've done
You've just shot far too high
G/bar
You get ignored
While they give him the eye
A/bar
Don't get me wrong
I'm not saying your fat
E.
It's just anyone would look fat
If they're sat next to that.
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
G/bar
He makes ya look ugly in the face
A/bar
Don't ya know that you're looking out of place?
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaaaaat
G/bar
He makes you look fat
oh yes indeed
Don't ya know that
G/bar
He's well out of your league
E
Yeah he makes you look fat.
E
I've got a solution
You might like to try it
G/bar
You won't have to jog
And ya won't have to diet
A/bar
I'm sure you will see
To a certain degree
E
How good looking you'd be
If ya stood next to me.
E
I can make ya look fit
G/bar
I can make ya look much fitter than him
A/bar
Look at my saggy double chin
E
I can make ya look fit
I can make ya look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
G/bar
I can make ya look fit
Oh yes I can
Don't ya know that I am your ideal man
E,E,E
I can make ya look fit,fit,fit
E
I can make ya look fit..
I've seen your new boyfriend
He's really good looking
G/bar
If he was a rent boy
I'd probably book him
A/bar
Not that I'm really into that stuff
E
I'm just saying your boyfriend's incredibly buff
E
He's a really nice face
really nice hair
G/bar
He's really polite
And he's really aware
A/bar
He's got really nice teeth
A really nice tan
E.
And he's really relaxed
When the sh!t hits the fan.
E
But he makes ya look fat
G/bar
He makes you look ugly
Like a man
A/bar
He makes ya look old
Just like his nan
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaat
G/bar
Yeah he makes you look lardy round the arse
A/bar
Don't ya know that he's in a different class?
E
Yeah he makes you look fat.
E
You two together
What's wrong with this picture?
G/bar
You need a man
Who's waist line will eclipse ya
A/bar
You need a man
Who's a little more shoddy
E.
A gap in his teeth
And an imperfect body
E
It's nothing you've done
You've just shot far too high
G/bar
You get ignored
While they give him the eye
A/bar
Don't get me wrong
I'm not saying your fat
E.
It's just anyone would look fat
If they're sat next to that.
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
G/bar
He makes ya look ugly in the face
A/bar
Don't ya know that you're looking out of place?
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaaaaat
G/bar
He makes you look fat
oh yes indeed
Don't ya know that
G/bar
He's well out of your league
E
Yeah he makes you look fat.
E
I've got a solution
You might like to try it
G/bar
You won't have to jog
And ya won't have to diet
A/bar
I'm sure you will see
To a certain degree
E
How good looking you'd be
If ya stood next to me.
E
I can make ya look fit
G/bar
I can make ya look much fitter than him
A/bar
Look at my saggy double chin
E
I can make ya look fit
I can make ya look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
G/bar
I can make ya look fit
Oh yes I can
Don't ya know that I am your ideal man
E,E,E
I can make ya look fit,fit,fit
E
I can make ya look fit..
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