Biografia:
Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
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Outras músicas:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
Craig - Stephen Lynch
Intro: Em - C - Em - C - Em - C - B7
Em C
Everyone knows Jesus
Em C
The man who healed the lame.
Em C
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
B7
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Craig don't give a damn.
Em
Because when Craig's in sight,
C
We'll party all damn night.
Em
I don't turn water into wine,
C
But into cold Coors Light.
Em
I'm not my brother, I know,
C
Don't walk on H2O,
Em
But I got hydroponic shit
B7
That me and Judas grow.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
Craig Christ.
Em - C - Em - C - B7
I hang out with lepers,
Barabas and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a fuckin lady home.
Because while Jesus is prayin,
Fuckin Craig is layin,
Every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.
Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's nailed to that tree.
And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where
Is your messiah now?
It's fuckin Craig.
fuckin Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
I'm Fucking Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Intro: Em - C - Em - C - Em - C - B7
Em C
Everyone knows Jesus
Em C
The man who healed the lame.
Em C
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
B7
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Craig don't give a damn.
Em
Because when Craig's in sight,
C
We'll party all damn night.
Em
I don't turn water into wine,
C
But into cold Coors Light.
Em
I'm not my brother, I know,
C
Don't walk on H2O,
Em
But I got hydroponic shit
B7
That me and Judas grow.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
Craig Christ.
Em - C - Em - C - B7
I hang out with lepers,
Barabas and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a fuckin lady home.
Because while Jesus is prayin,
Fuckin Craig is layin,
Every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.
Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's nailed to that tree.
And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where
Is your messiah now?
It's fuckin Craig.
fuckin Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
I'm Fucking Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm fuckin Craig.
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