Biografia:
How do you describe Ivor Biggun? - The Pharaoh of Filth, perhaps? The Bawdy, Vaudevillian Bard? The man whose hand you'd least like to shake? Sadly, all of these and much more. But don't take my word for it, listen to his music and shudder.
aka Doc Cox from the TV programme "That's Life!".
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Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
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D G D G
My mother said that I never should
A D
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.
G D G
Their giggling talk I could never understand
A D
and that's when I fell in love with my right hand
and that's why
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
C G
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
D G
and I'm always pullin' my pud!
D G D G
I was 25 years old before I was kissed
A D
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist
G D G
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD!
A D
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free!
and that's why
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
C G
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
D G
and I'm always pullin' my pud!
G C G
Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,
C G D
thank you for having me and being oh so kind.
G C G
I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.
C G D G
My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.
D G D G
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain
A D
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
D G D G
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat
A D
an inflateable Linda Lovelegs and a Davy Crockett hat!
and that's why
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
C G
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
D G
and I'm always pullin' my pud!
G C G
Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,
C G D
thank you for having me and being oh so kind.
G C G
I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.
C G D G
My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.
D G D G
My mother said that I never should
A D
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.
G D G
Their giggling talk I could never understand
A D
and that's when I fell in love with my right hand
and that's why
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
C G
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
D G
and I'm always pullin' my pud!
D G D G
I was 25 years old before I was kissed
A D
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist
G D G
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD!
A D
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free!
and that's why
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
C G
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
D G
and I'm always pullin' my pud!
G C G
Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,
C G D
thank you for having me and being oh so kind.
G C G
I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.
C G D G
My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.
D G D G
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain
A D
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
D G D G
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat
A D
an inflateable Linda Lovelegs and a Davy Crockett hat!
and that's why
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
C G
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
D G
and I'm always pullin' my pud!
G C G
Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,
C G D
thank you for having me and being oh so kind.
G C G
I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.
C G D G
My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.
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Ivory Layne
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Ivy
Ivy Jane