Biografía:
Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and Punk Pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge.
The band is best known for their 1980 track, "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps", coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was "Simon Templar", a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint.
In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons.
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I fell in love with a female plumber from Harlesdon NW10 by Splodgenessabounds
INTRO: E / E / E / A / A / B / B / E x2
VERSE:
E
I was sitting in the kitchen having some toast, all the sudden I heard a
A B E
knock...I opened the front door, she was standing there with a ballcock
E
she said "i am a female plumber is there anything you'd like me to
A B E
mend"...so she serviced my washing machine, got the ???? out my S bend....
CHORUS: (same chord sequence as verse)
I fell in love with a female plumber from harlesdon NW10
can't wait to see her again, can't wait to see her again repeat x2
CHORDS CARRY ON IN SAME FORMAT FOR WHOLE SONG
VERSE:
then she went out in the garden to fix the drains under the
fence....then she came back inside and hit me with a monkey wrench
then she done some fine adjustments to the innards of my
WC....and then I found this the perfect opportunity to make her a cup of tea
CHORUS:
SOLO:
VERSE:
that female plumber got the better of me, she's got me at her beck and
call....cos when she's got a plunger in her hand she makes me feel so small
i never ever thought that knock would make such a change to my
life....and now i have a house full of gromits and a plumber for a wife
CHORUS:
INTRO: E / E / E / A / A / B / B / E x2
VERSE:
E
I was sitting in the kitchen having some toast, all the sudden I heard a
A B E
knock...I opened the front door, she was standing there with a ballcock
E
she said "i am a female plumber is there anything you'd like me to
A B E
mend"...so she serviced my washing machine, got the ???? out my S bend....
CHORUS: (same chord sequence as verse)
I fell in love with a female plumber from harlesdon NW10
can't wait to see her again, can't wait to see her again repeat x2
CHORDS CARRY ON IN SAME FORMAT FOR WHOLE SONG
VERSE:
then she went out in the garden to fix the drains under the
fence....then she came back inside and hit me with a monkey wrench
then she done some fine adjustments to the innards of my
WC....and then I found this the perfect opportunity to make her a cup of tea
CHORUS:
SOLO:
VERSE:
that female plumber got the better of me, she's got me at her beck and
call....cos when she's got a plunger in her hand she makes me feel so small
i never ever thought that knock would make such a change to my
life....and now i have a house full of gromits and a plumber for a wife
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