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Carter The Unstopable Sex Machine

Sheriff Fatman

by Carter The Unstopable Sex Machine
Carter The Unstopable Sex Machine

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¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!

Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!

130 Artista   76 Música   95 Tablatura Tab
G C Am
Sheriff Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer
G C Am
he was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared in Panorama
G C Am G
Then he somehow got himself on board The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
C Am
With a Prince of Wales award for pushing valium and amphetamines
G C Am
Now he's moving up onto second base behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
G C Am
At six foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums
G C Am
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
G C Am
Just about to take the stage the one and only hold the front page

G C Am G
Fatman's got something to sell to the capital's homeless
C Am G
At The Crossroads Motelfor the no-fixed-abodeless
C Am G
Where you can live life in style you can sleep in a closet
C Am G
And if you flash him a smile he'll take your teeth as deposit


C Am
There's bats in the belfry the windows are jammed
C D
The toilets ain't healthy and he don't give a damn
Em Am
he just chuckles and smiles and laughs like a madman,
C D
a born again Rachman Here comes Sheriff Fatman

G C Am G
With his valium, amphetamines his sick notes and his phoney prescriptions
C Am G
And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen,
C Am G
Dead legs and cracked heads Bunk-beds and breakfasts
C A G C Am
Wake up you sleepy headcases check this
G C Am (etc)

G C Am
Moving up now to take the place of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
G C Am
At six foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums
G C Am
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
G C Am
In a hatchback from Notre Dame, the one and only Sheriff Fatman
G C Am G
In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience
C Am G
Someone call up Roger Cook and The United Nations
C Am G
he's buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)
C Am
From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea

C Am
There's bats in the belfrey the windows are jammed
C D
The toilets ain't healthy he don't give a damn
Em Am
He just chuckles and smiles and laughs like a madman
C
Ladies and gentlemen,I give you . . .
D A
SHERIFF FATMAN!

D A etc




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