Biografía:
Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist and stand-up comedian. He has performed on numerous comedy shows including Comedy Central Presents in 2003. Some of his usual puppets include a woozle named Peanut, a bitter old man named Walter, and José Jalapeño - a talking jalapeño pepper on a stick. His latest DVD, Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, was released in April 2006. In this stand-up offering, Jeff opens his show playing straight-man to his usual crew and includes four recently added characters.
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Roadkill Christmas
Intro:D - A - D(sus)
Verse 1:
D A
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
D
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
G
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
D G A D
I gunned the motor and run over him
Chorus 1:
G A D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G A D
Venison pretenderized
G A Bm G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
D A D
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
Verse 2:
(do verse chords)
She loaded him into the back of the truck
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer
Chorus 2:
(do chorus chords)
It's a Roadkill Christmas
She had fifty pounds over him
It's a Roadkill Christmas
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
Verse 3:
(do verse chords)
By the time we got home, he was her pet
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn
*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*
Verse 4:
(do verse chords)
A couple days later, I made him a deal
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end
Chorus 3:
(do chorus chords)
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
It's a Roadkill Christmas
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.
Chorus 4:
(do chorus chords)
It's a Roadkill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Next time, I'll run over my wife!
Outro: D-G-D
Intro:D - A - D(sus)
Verse 1:
D A
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
D
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
G
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
D G A D
I gunned the motor and run over him
Chorus 1:
G A D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G A D
Venison pretenderized
G A Bm G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
D A D
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
Verse 2:
(do verse chords)
She loaded him into the back of the truck
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer
Chorus 2:
(do chorus chords)
It's a Roadkill Christmas
She had fifty pounds over him
It's a Roadkill Christmas
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
Verse 3:
(do verse chords)
By the time we got home, he was her pet
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn
*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*
Verse 4:
(do verse chords)
A couple days later, I made him a deal
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end
Chorus 3:
(do chorus chords)
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
It's a Roadkill Christmas
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.
Chorus 4:
(do chorus chords)
It's a Roadkill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Next time, I'll run over my wife!
Outro: D-G-D
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