Biografía:
Garfunkel and Oates é um dueto de comedia musical-folk de Los Angeles, California, seus membros são as duas atrizes-compositoras Kate Micucci (Oates) e Riki Lindhome (Garfunkel). O nome da banda é derivado de dois cantores de rock, Art Garfunkel e John Oates.
As duas se conheceram no teatro Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles, ambas chegaram mais cedo do que o esperado para seus filmes e foram apresentadas uma a outra pelo cartonista Doug Benson.
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Otras canciones:
- Fuck You
- Fuck You!
- Hey Girl In The Moonlight
- I Don't Know Who You Are
- I Would Never (have Sex With You)
- Me, You And Steve
- My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You
- Only You
- Pregnant Women Are Smug
- Rainbow Connection
- Rainbow Connections
- Such A Loser
- Weed Card
- Self Esteem
- 2931
- 5050
- As You Are
- Gay Boyfriend
- Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating
- Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance
- I Dont Know Who You Are
- Loser
- Me You And Steve
- My Apartments Very Clean Without You
- Places To Rest
- Pretty In Buffalo
- Running With Chicken
- Sex With Ducks
- Silver Lining
- The Fade Away
- The Loophole
- Wow
- You Go First
- You Me And Steve
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret
Hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7. The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing. The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
slow strum, hit each string one at a time. Same with the chords in the bridge
[Intro]
C F Dsus2 G
[Verse]
C F Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
G C
And you misspell my name
F Dsus2
You've slept with half my friends on Facebook
G C
And most of them think you are lame
F Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
G C
And you're not that big of a dick
F Dsus2
And if you disappear it's cause you're busy
G Am
Not 'cause you're with some other chick
[Pre-chorus]
Em Am
I know that this may be uncouth
Em G
But I want to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Give me time to get a little more desperate
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
[Verse]
C F Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
G C
Like I've been lonely for too long
F Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
G C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
F Dsus2
But I would rather have no one
G C
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
F Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
G Am
And the antidote was in your sperm
[Pre-chorus]
Em Am
I know that this might be uncouth
Em G
But I've decided to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's pretty close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Give me time to get a little more wasted
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
[Bridge]
Am Em
We could last forever
F C
You just have to give me time
Am C
To learn to deal with bullshit
F G
And blatant lies
C G
But for now... for now
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's so close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more wasted
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
Hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7. The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing. The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
slow strum, hit each string one at a time. Same with the chords in the bridge
[Intro]
C F Dsus2 G
[Verse]
C F Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
G C
And you misspell my name
F Dsus2
You've slept with half my friends on Facebook
G C
And most of them think you are lame
F Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
G C
And you're not that big of a dick
F Dsus2
And if you disappear it's cause you're busy
G Am
Not 'cause you're with some other chick
[Pre-chorus]
Em Am
I know that this may be uncouth
Em G
But I want to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Give me time to get a little more desperate
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
[Verse]
C F Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
G C
Like I've been lonely for too long
F Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
G C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
F Dsus2
But I would rather have no one
G C
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
F Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
G Am
And the antidote was in your sperm
[Pre-chorus]
Em Am
I know that this might be uncouth
Em G
But I've decided to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's pretty close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Give me time to get a little more wasted
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
[Bridge]
Am Em
We could last forever
F C
You just have to give me time
Am C
To learn to deal with bullshit
F G
And blatant lies
C G
But for now... for now
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's so close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more wasted
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
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