Biografía:
The Bloodhound Gang es una banda estadounidense de música alternativa, con influencias del nu metal, hip hop y post-punk. La base de sus canciones es, principalmente, el humor. Fue fundada en Quakertown, Pennsylvania, en 1992 por su líder, Jimmy Pop.
1995 - Use Your Fingers - Columbia Records
1996 - One Fierce Beer Coaster - Republic Records
1999 - Hooray for Boobies - Interscope Records
2005 - Hefty Fine - Geffen
2010 - Show Us Your Hits
www.bloodhoundgang.com
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Otras canciones:
- Fire Water Burn
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- The Bad Touch
- The Roof Is On Fire
- Three Point One Four
- Uhn Tiss
- Vagina Song
- Bad Touch
- A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
- Along Comes Mary
- Altogether Ooky
- American Bitches
- Clean Up In Aisle Sexy
- Dimes
- I Hope You Die
- I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
- Im The Least You Could Do
- Jackass
- Magna Cum Nada
- My Dad Says Thats For Pussies
- Pennsylvania
- Ralph Wiggum
- Right Turn Clyde
- Screwing You On The Beach At Night
- Socially Awkward Penguin
- Something Diabolical
- The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
- Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
- Uncool As Me
- Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
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Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks( Album one fierce beer coaster)
Tabbed by: John Leadman
Pretty funny song! All just basic power chords. Play the verses
palm-muted and use only downstrokes. Strum the chorus normally.
That's all you need to know. Enjoy!
CHORDS:
Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx)
A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx)
B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx)
INTRO:
[spoken:]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
VERSE 1:
Bb5 A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
A5 B5 C#5
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
B5 A5 B5 E5
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Eb5 C#5 A5
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
B5 [stop]
I just wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
E5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 2:
A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
A5 B5 C#5
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
B5 A5 B5 E5
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
Eb5 C#5 A5
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
B5 C#5
Scoring with a super model would be easy
VERSE 3:
A5 B5
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with
C#5 E5 B5
'super dumb'
A5 B5
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
C#5 B5
soon I'd become
A5 B5 E5
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
Eb5 C#5 A5
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
B5 [stop]
I wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
E5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3]
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get
BRIDGE:
E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
Chicks
E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3]
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp
he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
OUTRO:
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
E5 B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5 E5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks( Album one fierce beer coaster)
Tabbed by: John Leadman
Pretty funny song! All just basic power chords. Play the verses
palm-muted and use only downstrokes. Strum the chorus normally.
That's all you need to know. Enjoy!
CHORDS:
Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx)
A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx)
B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx)
INTRO:
[spoken:]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
VERSE 1:
Bb5 A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
A5 B5 C#5
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
B5 A5 B5 E5
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Eb5 C#5 A5
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
B5 [stop]
I just wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
E5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 2:
A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
A5 B5 C#5
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
B5 A5 B5 E5
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
Eb5 C#5 A5
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
B5 C#5
Scoring with a super model would be easy
VERSE 3:
A5 B5
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with
C#5 E5 B5
'super dumb'
A5 B5
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
C#5 B5
soon I'd become
A5 B5 E5
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
Eb5 C#5 A5
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
B5 [stop]
I wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
E5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3]
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get
BRIDGE:
E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
Chicks
E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3]
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp
he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
OUTRO:
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
E5 B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5 E5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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