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[Chorus]
E
Chris White got his ass beat by a rando.
A
Walking stoned from my house Chrismas Eve.
E
You can say that he kind of earned it,
B E D A E
cause he didn't even bring the weed.
[Verse]
B
He had drank 4 cups of eggnog,
E
which were mostly filled with Schnapps.
E A
He told me "it's time to head out",
B E
Then he left and mumbled something bout the cops.
C#m G#m
Then I heard the sound of screaming,
B7 E
"Oh no!" I screamed that sounds like Chris.
E A
There he lay upon my driveway,
B E
his face was bruised from someone's cold hard fist.
[Chorus]
E
Chris White got a black eye from a stranger.
A
Walking up my driveway on the Eve.
E
My family thinks that he might have faked it,
B E D A E
but I know Chris is not as dumb as me.
[Verse]
B
Oh we're all so proud of Chris though,
E
he didn't even shed a tear.
E A
They took his wallet and his sneakers,
B E
and the pounds he got in England last year.
C#m G#m
"It's not Christmas without sneakers,"
B7 E
Chris said to me in my bedroom.
E A
I told him "here put on my slippers,"
B E
then my Mom walked in wearing a new perfume.
[Chorus]
E
Chris White smelled my Mom while wearing slippers,
A
Standing in my bedroom late that night.
E
He said that she smelled something like daisies,
B A E D A E
But I think she smelled like a flower that is white.
[Verse]
B
Now Chris is sitting at the table,
E
he's got more eggnog in his hand.
E7 A
Oh dear god I think he's blacked out,
B E
he's helping my grandma do a handstand.
C#m G#m
I've told my few friends and my neighbors,
B7 E
not to walk stoned while alone.
E A
Well not really no one answered,
B E
When I called their homes no one picked up the phone.
[Chorus]
E
Chris that bastard threw my Grandma's back out,
A
she fell while doing handstands Christmas Eve.
E
He says it was her idea in the first place,
B E C#
and that the handstand while it lasted had some steeze.
F#
Chris was the life of our Christmas party,
B
He showed up early and was the last to leave.
F#
He even brought everybody presents,
C# B F#
That must be why it's called CHRIS-mas Eve.
"Can someone get me a bandaid?" -Chris
E
Chris White got his ass beat by a rando.
A
Walking stoned from my house Chrismas Eve.
E
You can say that he kind of earned it,
B E D A E
cause he didn't even bring the weed.
[Verse]
B
He had drank 4 cups of eggnog,
E
which were mostly filled with Schnapps.
E A
He told me "it's time to head out",
B E
Then he left and mumbled something bout the cops.
C#m G#m
Then I heard the sound of screaming,
B7 E
"Oh no!" I screamed that sounds like Chris.
E A
There he lay upon my driveway,
B E
his face was bruised from someone's cold hard fist.
[Chorus]
E
Chris White got a black eye from a stranger.
A
Walking up my driveway on the Eve.
E
My family thinks that he might have faked it,
B E D A E
but I know Chris is not as dumb as me.
[Verse]
B
Oh we're all so proud of Chris though,
E
he didn't even shed a tear.
E A
They took his wallet and his sneakers,
B E
and the pounds he got in England last year.
C#m G#m
"It's not Christmas without sneakers,"
B7 E
Chris said to me in my bedroom.
E A
I told him "here put on my slippers,"
B E
then my Mom walked in wearing a new perfume.
[Chorus]
E
Chris White smelled my Mom while wearing slippers,
A
Standing in my bedroom late that night.
E
He said that she smelled something like daisies,
B A E D A E
But I think she smelled like a flower that is white.
[Verse]
B
Now Chris is sitting at the table,
E
he's got more eggnog in his hand.
E7 A
Oh dear god I think he's blacked out,
B E
he's helping my grandma do a handstand.
C#m G#m
I've told my few friends and my neighbors,
B7 E
not to walk stoned while alone.
E A
Well not really no one answered,
B E
When I called their homes no one picked up the phone.
[Chorus]
E
Chris that bastard threw my Grandma's back out,
A
she fell while doing handstands Christmas Eve.
E
He says it was her idea in the first place,
B E C#
and that the handstand while it lasted had some steeze.
F#
Chris was the life of our Christmas party,
B
He showed up early and was the last to leave.
F#
He even brought everybody presents,
C# B F#
That must be why it's called CHRIS-mas Eve.
"Can someone get me a bandaid?" -Chris
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