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Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

by Weird Al Yankovic

Biografía:

Alfred Matthew Yankovic (Downey, EE.UU., 23-10-1959) es el músico, compositor y comediante norteamericano que se ha destacado, principalmente, por sus logradas parodias hacia distintos hits del cancionero del rock and roll mundial y sus intérpretes (por caso Smells like nirvana).
Acordionista, tecladista y vocalista, Wired Al se volcó al escenario artístico tras advertir que "lo suyo" no tenía nada que ver con el título de arquitecto que había obtenido por la Universidad Politécnica estatal de California San Luis Obispo.

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¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!

Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!

G
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
D Em
And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
C G
You say we gotta treasure each moment
D B
Who knows how long we're gonna be around

C G
Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
B C
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
G D
But if time is so precious why ya wasting mine
C
Cause I'm always reading Always deleting
C D
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way

G
Every stupid hoax
D
All those corny jokes
C D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G D
Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
C D
Stop forwarding that crap to me

Em Bm
No it isn't ok if you brighten my day
C D
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
G D
And I didn't request a personality test
C D
Stop forwarding - that crap to me

G - D - C - D
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

D G
You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
D Em
to every single person you know
C G
You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
D B
That everybody else already saw three years ago
C G
And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards
B C
were never that amusing to me
G D
And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
C
But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes
C D
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly

G D
No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
C D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G D
Send more top 1 lists and I'll slash my wrists
C D
Please stop forwarding that crap to me
Em Bm
Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
C D
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
G D
Won't you kindly refrain cause it's hurting my brain
C
Stop forwarding that crap to me

Am D
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
Am D
Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that

Em
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
Bm
Mr Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
C
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
A
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me
A
If I don't pass your letter along

A G
Well now I know you're wishing
D
I'll sign your petition
C D
But stop forwarding that crap to me
G
And I don't want to read your series
D
Of conspiracy theories
C D
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
Em
And your two million loser friends
Bm
All have my address now
C D
Cause you never figured out the way to BCC

G
Now I gotta insist
Em
Take me off of your list
C D G
Stop forwarding-- that crap to me

G G
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Em Em
Stop forwarding that crap to me
C D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
(repeats)

C - D - G
Ahhhhhhh....