¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
[Intro]
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Dear Uber Driver
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Here's a few things you need to know if
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You wanna take this full time woman for a ride
[Verse 1]
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Hurry don't be late
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Meet me at the gate
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Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps while I beat my face
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I'm gonna need my light
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My brows are even right
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Why you watching me
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Oi eyes on the street
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Now don't avert your eyes
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I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
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And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
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Don't play it by the book
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Go on it's fine to look
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Like what you see
That's fine have a peak
[Pre-chorus 1]
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You gotta know first of all I ain't no lady
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Matter fact I'm fucking crazy
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Bitch you better make that light
GO GO What the fuck
[Chorus]
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Dear Uber driver
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Here's a few things you need to know if
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You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
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Shouln't we be using lyft
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Dear Uber driver
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Lookin' at me don't be so nervous
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Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
I'm too pretty to die
[Verse 2]
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After the show tonight
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I'll be drunk and high
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So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy
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Wait while I get him off
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You know that's never long
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By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze
[Pre-chorus 2]
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I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady
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Don't be saying nothing shady
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I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole
[Chorus]
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Dear Uber Driver
Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
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You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
This isn't a pool get out of my car
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Dear Uber driver
Am
Don't you know you that objects in the mirror
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Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside
Oh it's an surge
[Bridge]
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We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
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Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
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I'm not too good to try
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Blowing a taxi guy
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I'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick
[Pre-chorus]
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You got to know first of all I ain't no lady
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But I'm fresher than a daisy
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Wait I wanna flash that guy
Hey hey Look at these
[Chorus]
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Dear Uber driver
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Here's a few things you need to know if
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You want a business from a special
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Dear Uber driver
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If you wanna get that five star rating
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Get me to the gig
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And make sure I arrive alive
Click it or ticket
[Outro]
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Uber driver
Now you can zip your fly
Aaron Sprinkle
Aaron West
Abandon
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Abbey Glover