Biografía:
Tim Hawkins is a professional christian comedian.
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Otras canciones:
- Hey There Delilah
- The Dogs On Fire
- 3Rd Wheel
- A Whiff Of Kansas
- Chick
- Cletus Take The Reel
- Colonoscopy Song
- Daddy Boy Can Survive
- God Is Good
- I Work At Subway
- Im Not Gonna Buy You And Iphone
- Junk Drawer
- My Arms Are Broken
- No You Didnt
- Old White Man
- Pretty Pink Tractor
- Sound Of Starbucks
- Stalker
- Things You Dont Say To Your Wife
- Time Of Your Life
- Troubleshooting
- Waiting For Your Attitude To Change
- What I Believe
- Yoga Pants
- You Imbecile
- Youre Staying Home
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Tim Hawkins
Colonoscopy Song
Intro: Am Dm E Am 2x
Verse 1:
Am Dm
You have some lovely children and a lovely wife,
E Am
You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,
Am
But you knew the day was coming,
Dm
It was always meant to be.
Am E Am
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy!
Chorus:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
E Am
A wonderful procedure I’m shure you will agree
Dm Am
Numbers up it time to take one for the team
E Am
Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.
Verse 2:
Am Dm
There is some preparation that you should know about,
E Am
You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,
Am Dm
They take a certain instrument to look around inside,
E Am
And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!
Chorus 2:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy,
E Am
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease,
Dm
Stay close to a bathroom,
Am
Careful when you sneeze,
E Am
You cant get away from colonoscopy!
Verse 3:
Am
Its not a lot of pleasure
Dm
Its not a lot of fun,
E Am
But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,
Am Dm
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!
E Am
You lay down on the table then THANK you ma’am!
Chorus 3:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
E Am
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see
Dm Am
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!
E Am
Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy!
Colonoscopy Song
Intro: Am Dm E Am 2x
Verse 1:
Am Dm
You have some lovely children and a lovely wife,
E Am
You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,
Am
But you knew the day was coming,
Dm
It was always meant to be.
Am E Am
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy!
Chorus:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
E Am
A wonderful procedure I’m shure you will agree
Dm Am
Numbers up it time to take one for the team
E Am
Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.
Verse 2:
Am Dm
There is some preparation that you should know about,
E Am
You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,
Am Dm
They take a certain instrument to look around inside,
E Am
And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!
Chorus 2:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy,
E Am
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease,
Dm
Stay close to a bathroom,
Am
Careful when you sneeze,
E Am
You cant get away from colonoscopy!
Verse 3:
Am
Its not a lot of pleasure
Dm
Its not a lot of fun,
E Am
But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,
Am Dm
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!
E Am
You lay down on the table then THANK you ma’am!
Chorus 3:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
E Am
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see
Dm Am
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!
E Am
Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy!
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