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The Arrogant Worms

Carrot Juice Is Murder

by The Arrogant Worms
The Arrogant Worms

Biografía:

The Arrogant Worms are a Canadian musical comedy trio that parodies many musical genres. They are well known for their humorous on-stage banter in addition to their music.

The Worms came together in 1991 to do a few spots on campus radio station CFRC in Kingston, Ontario, and quickly moved to doing spots on the CBC Radio One. Since 1992, the troupe has released 11 albums on their own label and one compilation album under Oglio Records. Their most recent album, Torpid, was released in late 2008.

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The Arrogant Worms

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¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!

Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!

189 Artista   51 Música   119 Tablatura Tab
D
Intro Chord
G D Em C D G
Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale
G D Em C D G
I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail
G D Em C D G
Vegtables live in oppression, served on our tables each night
G D Em C D G
This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight
D G D G
Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime
D G C D
Don't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't scream

Chorus:
G D Em C D
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled
G D Em C D G
Grated and steamed with no mercy, how do you think that feels?
G D Em C D
Carrot juice constitutes murder, greenhouses prisons for slaves
G D Em C D G
It's time to stop all this gardening, let's call a spade a spade.

I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower

(Chorus)

Am Em
How low as people do we dare to stoop
Fm C
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup
Am Em
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
C D
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

(Chorus)

--I welcome corrections if there are any to be made,--




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