Biografía:
Conocido en la vida real como Neil Cicierega, Lemon Demon escribe canciones sin sentido y no se puede ser más geek que cantar cosas como “The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny”, donde narra una batalla épica entre personajes como Batman, Chuck Norris e Indiana Jones.
Neil Stephen Cicierega ( 23 de Agosto, 1986) es un comediante americano, cineasta y musico. El es el creador de un genero de animacion en flash conocido como "Animutation"
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Otras canciones:
- Cabinet Man
- Eighth Wonder
- Goosebumps
- Pumpkin Pie
- Touch-tone Telephone
- Ultimate Showdown
- A Schizophrenic Twist
- Abraham Lincolns Head
- Action Movie Hero Boy
- Amnesia Was Her Name
- Archaeopteryx
- As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
- Atomic Chopper Claw
- Bad Idea
- Behind The Badge
- Behold The Future
- Being Alone On Valentines Day
- Between You And Me
- Bill Watterson
- Consumer Whore
- Crocodile Chop
- Dance Like An Idiot
- Dead Sea Monkeys
- Ebaums World Dot Com
- Elvis Porn
- Fine
- Geeks In Love
- Haircut
- Happy Birthday Aaron
- Holy Bison Beaks
- Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
- I Know Your Name
- Indie Cindy The Lo Fi Lullabies
- Ive Got Some Falling To Do
- Lawnmower
- Marketland
- Mr Wolfgang
- Musical Chairs
- No Eyed Girl
- No
- Nothing Worth Loving Isnt Askew
- Party On The Moon
- Run Harry Run
- Samuel And Rosella
- Sick Puppy
- Sky Is Not Blue
- Soft Fuzzy Man
- Spiral Of Ants
- Stick Stickly
- Telekinesis
- The Ceiling
- The Machine
- The Saga Of You Confused Destroyer Of Planets
- The Ultimate Showdown
- The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny
- Touch
- Toy Food
- Vow Of Silence
- White Bread Boyfriend
- Your Imaginary Friend
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
[Intro]
B7
[Part 1]
Em
You ought to get your hair cut, it's getting awfully hippy-like
A7
The barber closes soon, you better make it zippy
D C
Like a cheetah sporting some Adidas so you
G C D G C Am D
Run from here to there, as the wind blows through your hair
C Cmaj7
Suddenly you stop
G Am
Perhaps you like your mop
D B
Now we gotta know, do you chop it off [go to 2.1]
Em G A B7
Or do you scoff and let it grow? [go to 2.2]
[Part 2.1]
Em
You run into the store, and meet with Mr Barber
A7
As he starts to cut your hair, the fellow seems to harbour
D C
An improper eagerness to chop your ears off
G C D G C Am D
Suddenly those dull, dull scissors jam into your skull
C Cmaj7
The man says oopsie-daisy
G Am
Sometimes my hands go crazy
D
Blood begins to spout
B
Do you go to the hospital [go to 3.1]
Em G A B7
Or try to pull the scissors out? [go to 3.2]
[Part 2.2]
Em
You stick it to the man that, don't cut your hair don't even shave
A7
For you are now a hippie! You find yourself a sign to wave
D C
And protest fighting for the oppressed people
G C D G C Am D
Animals and trees, but the system disagrees!
C Cmaj7
Violence is transpiring
G Am
Cops are open firing
D
Riots all around
B
Do you run away [go to 3.3]
Em G A B7
Or do you stay and hold your ground? [go to 3.4]
[Part 3.1]
Em
You run right out the door, and over to the hospital
A7
Into the waiting room, which looks just like a moshpit
D C
Full of bleeders flipping through a readers' digest
G C D G C Am D
You queue up in line, behind some guy who broke his spine
C Cmaj7
Later in the story
G Am
Your doctor is Hugh Laurie
D
Well you gotta laugh
B
Should he fix your head [go to 4.1]
Em G A B7
Or should you get his autograph? [go to 4.2]
[Part 3.2]
Em
You firmly yank the scissors, they're stuck no matter how you strain
A7
But now you're feeling tingly, it seems their pressence in your brain
D C
Releases your telekinesis powers
G C D G C Am D
If you so desire objects float or catch on fire
C Cmaj7
This psychic potential
G Am
Could prove consequential
D
Eh, well what the hell.
B
Now you wonder should
Em
You use your powers for good [go to 4.3]
G A B7
Or for evil? [go to 4.4]
[Part 3.3]
Em
You shriek and run away, like a little pansy
A7
And you move into the woods, to live like a chimpanzee
D C
Back to nature but you find you hate your neighbours
G C D G C Am D
Mostly its the bears, can't they mind their own affairs?
C Cmaj7
They've got you surrounded
G Am
Now you're quite confounded
D
What is this about?
B
Do you try to fight [go to 4.5]
Em G A B7
Or just politely talk things out? [go to 4.6]
[Part 3.4]
Em
You make it through the riots, the public wants your story told
A7
So you write a book, the sales come in low and behold
D C
It's caught on earning you a spot on Oprah
G C D G C Am D
She just smiles and winks. Looks like she's had several drinks...
C Cmaj7
Half way through the show
G Am
Oprah lets you know
D
She must have you now
B
Do you slap her in the face [go to 4.7]
Em G A B7
Or do you bow chickachicka wow wow? [go to 4.8]
[Part 4.1]
Em A7
Hugh Laurie starts to scream, "we have to operate!"
D C
He calls upon his team, there's no time to sedate
G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D
With his charming smirk, he begins to go to work
C Cmaj7
But there's one forgotten factor:
G Am
Hugh Laurie's just an actor
D
Turns out he's insane
B
Thanks to him you're dead
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
He opened up your head and then he ran off with your brain
Yeah?!
[Part 4.2]
Em A7
"Would you be so kind?" You timidly request
D C
"If you wouldn't mind to autograph your breast."
G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D
Laurie signs with grace, then he draws a happy face
C Cmaj7
Quickly with no delay
G Am
You put it up on ebay
D
But to no success
B
Your auction gets removed
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
Ebay says that you violated their terms of service
Oh no.
[Part 4.3]
Em A7
You spend all your time, even Friday nights
D C
Beating up on crime, wearing spandex tights
G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D
Now everyone's a fan, of the psychic scissor man
C Cmaj7
Now you're making millions
G Am
Defeating supervillains
D
But beneath the fame
B
And beneath the cape
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
There is no escaping from your se - cret shame
Shame
[Part 4.4]
Em A7
Quickly you embark, on a trail of hate
D C
Creeping in the dark, twisting mankind's fate
G C Am C D
Now the whole world's in your palms
G C Am G Am C D
Activate the atom bombs
C Cmaj7
Several seconds after
G Am D
You erupt in laughter, quite maniacally
B Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
Ha haha haha ha haha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee
[Part 4.5]
Em A7
You're prepared to fight. The wretched beasts attack
D C
They bear their teeth and bite, but you bite them back
G C Am C D
Soon you've killed them all.
G C Am G Am C D
All but one who's much too small
C Cmaj7
And since you're not a brute
G Am
And since that cub's so cute
D
You adopt him as a son
B
Then that bear and you
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
Realise a new adventure's just begun
Yeah!
[Part 4.6]
Em A7
So you ask them why we can't just get along
D C
And the bears reply "You've got us all wrong"
G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D
"We come from up there! From a place called Planet Bear"
C Cmaj7
On their ship they take you
G Am D
To their home and make you King of all the bears
B Em
And that seals the deal, proving God is real
G Asus Cmaj7 G
And that he listened to your prayer
Amen
[Part 4.7]
Em A7
You slap Oprah's face, at once her loyal staff
D
Start spraying you with Mace
C
And Oprah starts to laugh
G C Am C D
As the audience
G C Am G Am C D
Overtakes you in defence
C Cmaj7
Of their lovely hostess
G Am
Now your ass is toast yes
D
Sorry my dear friend
B
Guess you're gonna die
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
You better say goodbye because this is the end
You suck
[Part 8]
Em A7
You and Oprah kiss, the audience goes wild
D C
Voyeuristic bliss, suddenly you're piled
G C Am C D
On the studio floor
G C Am G Am C D
Now it starts to get hardcore
C Cmaj7
On live television
G Am
Passionate collision
D B
Evidential love, genuine romance
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
Maybe there's a chance that you and Oprah are in love
B7
[Part 1]
Em
You ought to get your hair cut, it's getting awfully hippy-like
A7
The barber closes soon, you better make it zippy
D C
Like a cheetah sporting some Adidas so you
G C D G C Am D
Run from here to there, as the wind blows through your hair
C Cmaj7
Suddenly you stop
G Am
Perhaps you like your mop
D B
Now we gotta know, do you chop it off [go to 2.1]
Em G A B7
Or do you scoff and let it grow? [go to 2.2]
[Part 2.1]
Em
You run into the store, and meet with Mr Barber
A7
As he starts to cut your hair, the fellow seems to harbour
D C
An improper eagerness to chop your ears off
G C D G C Am D
Suddenly those dull, dull scissors jam into your skull
C Cmaj7
The man says oopsie-daisy
G Am
Sometimes my hands go crazy
D
Blood begins to spout
B
Do you go to the hospital [go to 3.1]
Em G A B7
Or try to pull the scissors out? [go to 3.2]
[Part 2.2]
Em
You stick it to the man that, don't cut your hair don't even shave
A7
For you are now a hippie! You find yourself a sign to wave
D C
And protest fighting for the oppressed people
G C D G C Am D
Animals and trees, but the system disagrees!
C Cmaj7
Violence is transpiring
G Am
Cops are open firing
D
Riots all around
B
Do you run away [go to 3.3]
Em G A B7
Or do you stay and hold your ground? [go to 3.4]
[Part 3.1]
Em
You run right out the door, and over to the hospital
A7
Into the waiting room, which looks just like a moshpit
D C
Full of bleeders flipping through a readers' digest
G C D G C Am D
You queue up in line, behind some guy who broke his spine
C Cmaj7
Later in the story
G Am
Your doctor is Hugh Laurie
D
Well you gotta laugh
B
Should he fix your head [go to 4.1]
Em G A B7
Or should you get his autograph? [go to 4.2]
[Part 3.2]
Em
You firmly yank the scissors, they're stuck no matter how you strain
A7
But now you're feeling tingly, it seems their pressence in your brain
D C
Releases your telekinesis powers
G C D G C Am D
If you so desire objects float or catch on fire
C Cmaj7
This psychic potential
G Am
Could prove consequential
D
Eh, well what the hell.
B
Now you wonder should
Em
You use your powers for good [go to 4.3]
G A B7
Or for evil? [go to 4.4]
[Part 3.3]
Em
You shriek and run away, like a little pansy
A7
And you move into the woods, to live like a chimpanzee
D C
Back to nature but you find you hate your neighbours
G C D G C Am D
Mostly its the bears, can't they mind their own affairs?
C Cmaj7
They've got you surrounded
G Am
Now you're quite confounded
D
What is this about?
B
Do you try to fight [go to 4.5]
Em G A B7
Or just politely talk things out? [go to 4.6]
[Part 3.4]
Em
You make it through the riots, the public wants your story told
A7
So you write a book, the sales come in low and behold
D C
It's caught on earning you a spot on Oprah
G C D G C Am D
She just smiles and winks. Looks like she's had several drinks...
C Cmaj7
Half way through the show
G Am
Oprah lets you know
D
She must have you now
B
Do you slap her in the face [go to 4.7]
Em G A B7
Or do you bow chickachicka wow wow? [go to 4.8]
[Part 4.1]
Em A7
Hugh Laurie starts to scream, "we have to operate!"
D C
He calls upon his team, there's no time to sedate
G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D
With his charming smirk, he begins to go to work
C Cmaj7
But there's one forgotten factor:
G Am
Hugh Laurie's just an actor
D
Turns out he's insane
B
Thanks to him you're dead
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
He opened up your head and then he ran off with your brain
Yeah?!
[Part 4.2]
Em A7
"Would you be so kind?" You timidly request
D C
"If you wouldn't mind to autograph your breast."
G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D
Laurie signs with grace, then he draws a happy face
C Cmaj7
Quickly with no delay
G Am
You put it up on ebay
D
But to no success
B
Your auction gets removed
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
Ebay says that you violated their terms of service
Oh no.
[Part 4.3]
Em A7
You spend all your time, even Friday nights
D C
Beating up on crime, wearing spandex tights
G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D
Now everyone's a fan, of the psychic scissor man
C Cmaj7
Now you're making millions
G Am
Defeating supervillains
D
But beneath the fame
B
And beneath the cape
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
There is no escaping from your se - cret shame
Shame
[Part 4.4]
Em A7
Quickly you embark, on a trail of hate
D C
Creeping in the dark, twisting mankind's fate
G C Am C D
Now the whole world's in your palms
G C Am G Am C D
Activate the atom bombs
C Cmaj7
Several seconds after
G Am D
You erupt in laughter, quite maniacally
B Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
Ha haha haha ha haha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee
[Part 4.5]
Em A7
You're prepared to fight. The wretched beasts attack
D C
They bear their teeth and bite, but you bite them back
G C Am C D
Soon you've killed them all.
G C Am G Am C D
All but one who's much too small
C Cmaj7
And since you're not a brute
G Am
And since that cub's so cute
D
You adopt him as a son
B
Then that bear and you
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
Realise a new adventure's just begun
Yeah!
[Part 4.6]
Em A7
So you ask them why we can't just get along
D C
And the bears reply "You've got us all wrong"
G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D
"We come from up there! From a place called Planet Bear"
C Cmaj7
On their ship they take you
G Am D
To their home and make you King of all the bears
B Em
And that seals the deal, proving God is real
G Asus Cmaj7 G
And that he listened to your prayer
Amen
[Part 4.7]
Em A7
You slap Oprah's face, at once her loyal staff
D
Start spraying you with Mace
C
And Oprah starts to laugh
G C Am C D
As the audience
G C Am G Am C D
Overtakes you in defence
C Cmaj7
Of their lovely hostess
G Am
Now your ass is toast yes
D
Sorry my dear friend
B
Guess you're gonna die
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
You better say goodbye because this is the end
You suck
[Part 8]
Em A7
You and Oprah kiss, the audience goes wild
D C
Voyeuristic bliss, suddenly you're piled
G C Am C D
On the studio floor
G C Am G Am C D
Now it starts to get hardcore
C Cmaj7
On live television
G Am
Passionate collision
D B
Evidential love, genuine romance
Em G Asus Cmaj7 G
Maybe there's a chance that you and Oprah are in love
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