Biografía:
John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.
Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
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Title: My Dick Is Small
Artist: John Valby
Tab by: Maniac1075
D E
E F# G F# E
Oh my dick is small
E F# G A F# G E
and I've only got one ball
G A B
And the girls all say it's teeny
F# G A
but it's still my favorite weenie
E F# G F# E
Oh my dick is small
E F# G A F# G E
and I've only got one ball
D(no3) E D(no3) E
Uhh umm Uhh umm
(repeat same chords)
Oh he's got a tiny pole
and on top it got no hole
And everywhere he goes
all the jizz comes out his nose
Oh the dick is small
and it's only got a core
Uhh umm Uhh umm
Oh her titties sag
and she's always on the rag
And her beaver is so hairy
she'll never lose her cherry
Cause her tits are small
and she's got no box at all
Uhh umm Uhh umm
Artist: John Valby
Tab by: Maniac1075
D E
E F# G F# E
Oh my dick is small
E F# G A F# G E
and I've only got one ball
G A B
And the girls all say it's teeny
F# G A
but it's still my favorite weenie
E F# G F# E
Oh my dick is small
E F# G A F# G E
and I've only got one ball
D(no3) E D(no3) E
Uhh umm Uhh umm
(repeat same chords)
Oh he's got a tiny pole
and on top it got no hole
And everywhere he goes
all the jizz comes out his nose
Oh the dick is small
and it's only got a core
Uhh umm Uhh umm
Oh her titties sag
and she's always on the rag
And her beaver is so hairy
she'll never lose her cherry
Cause her tits are small
and she's got no box at all
Uhh umm Uhh umm
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