Biografía:
Garfunkel and Oates é um dueto de comedia musical-folk de Los Angeles, California, seus membros são as duas atrizes-compositoras Kate Micucci (Oates) e Riki Lindhome (Garfunkel). O nome da banda é derivado de dois cantores de rock, Art Garfunkel e John Oates.
As duas se conheceram no teatro Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles, ambas chegaram mais cedo do que o esperado para seus filmes e foram apresentadas uma a outra pelo cartonista Doug Benson.
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Otras canciones:
- Fuck You
- Fuck You!
- Hey Girl In The Moonlight
- I Don't Know Who You Are
- I Would Never (have Sex With You)
- Me, You And Steve
- My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You
- Only You
- Pregnant Women Are Smug
- Rainbow Connection
- Rainbow Connections
- Such A Loser
- Weed Card
- Self Esteem
- 2931
- 5050
- As You Are
- Gay Boyfriend
- Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating
- Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance
- I Dont Know Who You Are
- Loser
- Me You And Steve
- My Apartments Very Clean Without You
- Places To Rest
- Pretty In Buffalo
- Running With Chicken
- Sex With Ducks
- Silver Lining
- The Fade Away
- The Loophole
- Wow
- You Go First
- You Me And Steve
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
[Verse 1]
C F C F
29 - For the first time in my life, I see it clearly
C F C F
I realize the power of being a woman
C F C F
Twenty nine years old and time’s on my side
C F C F
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
Am Am
I've got so much charisma, and so many options
G
It's nice to always have my pick
C F C F C F C F C
31 -There's nobody left, I'm all alone
[Verse 2]
C F
29 - I'm at the top of my game
C F C F C F
Possibilities are endless, and I just feel really pretty
C F C F
I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards
C F C F
Won't settle for anything less than perfect
Am
I know what I want and I can have have it
G
I'm surrounded by love and peace
C F C F C F C
31 - There's nobody left, I'm all alone
C F C F
Why did I wait, what's wrong with me?
C F C F
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
C F C F
Who the hell who want me then, my ovaries are shrinking
C F C F
I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
G
And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore
[Verse 3]
C F C F
29 - Things unfold when they're supposed to
C F C F
Cause everything happens for a reason
C F C F
It’ll happen for me when I'm not even looking
C F C F
He'll just appear and I'll just know
Am
And he'll love me forever without any work
G
Who needs to try when things are meant to be
[HERE'S WHERE IT GETS FUN]
C F C F
31 - There's nobody left
29 - (I'm a catch just look at me)
C F C F
31- I'm all alone
29- (I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests)
C F C F
31- You're such an idiot
29- (The man of my dreams is definitely out there)
C F C F
31- You think you're so special because people tell you that now
29- (He's my future, he's the one,
C F C F G
31- But that will stop and be replaced with looks of pity
29- he was put on this Earth to make my life complete) (The world is a buffet of love)
alternating C and F
29- (la la la la la la la la x4)
31 - Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn't apply to you
And your adorable cocoon of agelessness, well it does
While you're just waiting around and focusing on you
Guess what, you're gonna miss your window!
[Bridge]
C C F C C F
29 -Everything happens for a reason, you know I truly believe that
C
31 - Yeah you said that before
C C F C C F
29 - Oh my God, it does so, everything happens for a reason
C C
31 - What about the Haitian earthquake or cellulite on skinny woman
C C F C C F
29 - Just say: Hey universe, I'm ready, it'll happen when you least expect it
C C
31 - Well I don't expect it at all now, so I guess it's right around the corner
G G
29 - Maybe you're putting the wrong vibe, maybe you're closed off to love
G
29 - Let me tell you a secret, it's call a secret
G
31 - Here's another secret, you're an asshole
G
29 - Your negativity is self-fulfilling prophecy,
G
the reason things go well for me is cause of positivity
G
31 - Well I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy,
G
when infantile fantasy eclipses true reality
G
29 - It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly,
G
when God closes a door you see, he opens a window
G
31 - You realize that’s a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out a door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 8 stories to your death, that is not an upgrade
And you know what's else
[Chorus]
C F C F
31- There's nobody left
29- (7 billion people on the planet)
C F C F
31- I'm all alone
29- (My options will never ever run out)
C F C F
31- I hate you
29- (I'm so happy, aren't you happy)
C F
31- You're so stupid
29- (I'm so happy)
C F C F
31- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
29 - (You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself x4)
G
Cause life is
C
29- good
31- over.
C F C F
29 - For the first time in my life, I see it clearly
C F C F
I realize the power of being a woman
C F C F
Twenty nine years old and time’s on my side
C F C F
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
Am Am
I've got so much charisma, and so many options
G
It's nice to always have my pick
C F C F C F C F C
31 -There's nobody left, I'm all alone
[Verse 2]
C F
29 - I'm at the top of my game
C F C F C F
Possibilities are endless, and I just feel really pretty
C F C F
I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards
C F C F
Won't settle for anything less than perfect
Am
I know what I want and I can have have it
G
I'm surrounded by love and peace
C F C F C F C
31 - There's nobody left, I'm all alone
C F C F
Why did I wait, what's wrong with me?
C F C F
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
C F C F
Who the hell who want me then, my ovaries are shrinking
C F C F
I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
G
And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore
[Verse 3]
C F C F
29 - Things unfold when they're supposed to
C F C F
Cause everything happens for a reason
C F C F
It’ll happen for me when I'm not even looking
C F C F
He'll just appear and I'll just know
Am
And he'll love me forever without any work
G
Who needs to try when things are meant to be
[HERE'S WHERE IT GETS FUN]
C F C F
31 - There's nobody left
29 - (I'm a catch just look at me)
C F C F
31- I'm all alone
29- (I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests)
C F C F
31- You're such an idiot
29- (The man of my dreams is definitely out there)
C F C F
31- You think you're so special because people tell you that now
29- (He's my future, he's the one,
C F C F G
31- But that will stop and be replaced with looks of pity
29- he was put on this Earth to make my life complete) (The world is a buffet of love)
alternating C and F
29- (la la la la la la la la x4)
31 - Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn't apply to you
And your adorable cocoon of agelessness, well it does
While you're just waiting around and focusing on you
Guess what, you're gonna miss your window!
[Bridge]
C C F C C F
29 -Everything happens for a reason, you know I truly believe that
C
31 - Yeah you said that before
C C F C C F
29 - Oh my God, it does so, everything happens for a reason
C C
31 - What about the Haitian earthquake or cellulite on skinny woman
C C F C C F
29 - Just say: Hey universe, I'm ready, it'll happen when you least expect it
C C
31 - Well I don't expect it at all now, so I guess it's right around the corner
G G
29 - Maybe you're putting the wrong vibe, maybe you're closed off to love
G
29 - Let me tell you a secret, it's call a secret
G
31 - Here's another secret, you're an asshole
G
29 - Your negativity is self-fulfilling prophecy,
G
the reason things go well for me is cause of positivity
G
31 - Well I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy,
G
when infantile fantasy eclipses true reality
G
29 - It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly,
G
when God closes a door you see, he opens a window
G
31 - You realize that’s a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out a door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 8 stories to your death, that is not an upgrade
And you know what's else
[Chorus]
C F C F
31- There's nobody left
29- (7 billion people on the planet)
C F C F
31- I'm all alone
29- (My options will never ever run out)
C F C F
31- I hate you
29- (I'm so happy, aren't you happy)
C F
31- You're so stupid
29- (I'm so happy)
C F C F
31- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
29 - (You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself x4)
G
Cause life is
C
29- good
31- over.
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