Biography:
Bill Bailey is a comedian / musician / actor from the Bath, UK. He first started touring in 1984 with other comedians such as Mark Lamarr and Toby Longworth. His live shows are a mixture of stand-up and original comic songs. He has four albums (two studio, two live) and four live DVDs.
He plays Manny Bianco in the sitcom "Black Books" and was a permanent fixture of "Never Mind the Buzzcocks" on the BBC for 11 series' until October 2008. He had a
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Unisex Chip Shop – Bill Bailey
Intro
G / Cadd9 / x4
G Cadd9 G D Cadd9
I used to buy my chips from an oppressive chip shop regime.
G D
The girl who worked there, she seemed happy,
Cadd9 G
But I knew it was not what it seemed.
Cadd9 D G Em7
"Do you want salt and vinegar?", was what they made her say,
Cadd9 D
But in the language of the ghetto,
Cadd9 G Cadd9
That means, "Help, I'm a woman in chains"
G Cadd9
I wanted to free her.
Am
In my dreams I would see her.
Am/B C G
Running naked through the woods round Rainham,
D G Cadd9
If I had some tigers I'd train them.
G Cadd9
To protect her
Am D G
From the sexual fascism that was lurking, round the gherkins
G / Cadd9 /x2
Yeah
G Cadd9 G Cadd9
I'd lean across the counter and we would talk,
G Cadd9 G Cadd9
I carved the name "Debbie" on a little wooden fork.
Cadd9 D
But into the shop came a skinhead gang,
G Em
They snatched the fork from my hand.
Cadd9 D G Em
Debbie, she looked at me, to assert my masculinity.
Cadd9 D G Cadd9 G
I said "Oi!", they said "What?", I said "Nothing”
Intro
G / Cadd9 / x4
G Cadd9 G D Cadd9
I used to buy my chips from an oppressive chip shop regime.
G D
The girl who worked there, she seemed happy,
Cadd9 G
But I knew it was not what it seemed.
Cadd9 D G Em7
"Do you want salt and vinegar?", was what they made her say,
Cadd9 D
But in the language of the ghetto,
Cadd9 G Cadd9
That means, "Help, I'm a woman in chains"
G Cadd9
I wanted to free her.
Am
In my dreams I would see her.
Am/B C G
Running naked through the woods round Rainham,
D G Cadd9
If I had some tigers I'd train them.
G Cadd9
To protect her
Am D G
From the sexual fascism that was lurking, round the gherkins
G / Cadd9 /x2
Yeah
G Cadd9 G Cadd9
I'd lean across the counter and we would talk,
G Cadd9 G Cadd9
I carved the name "Debbie" on a little wooden fork.
Cadd9 D
But into the shop came a skinhead gang,
G Em
They snatched the fork from my hand.
Cadd9 D G Em
Debbie, she looked at me, to assert my masculinity.
Cadd9 D G Cadd9 G
I said "Oi!", they said "What?", I said "Nothing”
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