Biography:
Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He's a sociopathic, gun-totin', ex-con redneck (charges include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing offenses) who's purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He's a former carnival geek whose midway specialties were biting the heads off "certain barnyard fowls" and lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of which are "Chart-Toppin' King of Country & Western Troubadours Ordained" and, most importantly (to him), "God's Gift to the Womerns.
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Unknown Hinson - Your Man Is Gay
Chords: John Tyree
A beautiful Song by a real American Hero.
C/G
It's pert' near 12 O'clock
Dm
Do yo know where you husband is?
Dm7 G
You don't know where he's run off to
G7 C
And you don't know who's he runnin with
C/G
You say he never holds you tight
Dm
And he hangs out at that spot each night
Dm7 G
You wait up for him but he don't show
G7 C
Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know
Chorus:
F
Your man is gay
As a goose, darlin' (?)
C Asus4 A7
Gay, and that's the truth darlin
Dm7 G C
I hate to break the news to you this way
F
But, your man is gay
As a donned apparel.
C Asus4 A7
Gay, he's a flamin' arrow
Dm7 G
heads up, babe, your man is gay.
C/G
You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines
Dm
He likes antiques and french cuisine
Dm7 G
Well darlin, don't you know what all this means
G7 C
He's runnin' low on tostesterine
C/G
His favorite part of the super bowl
Dm
Is the locker room interviews
Dm7 G
Well just add 2 and 2,
G7
Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue
Chorus out
Chords: John Tyree
A beautiful Song by a real American Hero.
C/G
It's pert' near 12 O'clock
Dm
Do yo know where you husband is?
Dm7 G
You don't know where he's run off to
G7 C
And you don't know who's he runnin with
C/G
You say he never holds you tight
Dm
And he hangs out at that spot each night
Dm7 G
You wait up for him but he don't show
G7 C
Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know
Chorus:
F
Your man is gay
As a goose, darlin' (?)
C Asus4 A7
Gay, and that's the truth darlin
Dm7 G C
I hate to break the news to you this way
F
But, your man is gay
As a donned apparel.
C Asus4 A7
Gay, he's a flamin' arrow
Dm7 G
heads up, babe, your man is gay.
C/G
You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines
Dm
He likes antiques and french cuisine
Dm7 G
Well darlin, don't you know what all this means
G7 C
He's runnin' low on tostesterine
C/G
His favorite part of the super bowl
Dm
Is the locker room interviews
Dm7 G
Well just add 2 and 2,
G7
Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue
Chorus out
unni menon
Unni Wilhelmsen
Uno Kaupmees
Uno Menos
Uno Svenningsson
Unswabbed
Until June
Unto Mononen
Unwanted Justace
Unwound