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Trevor Moore

God Hates The Tips

by Trevor Moore
Trevor Moore

Biography:

Trevor Moore is an artist of potent words, and strong ideas. Featuring some top hits as, "Dinosaur Rap", "Get a New Daddy", and "The Never Song."

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Trevor Moore

Other songs:

  • Gary
  • Gays Got Married
  • God Hates The Tips
  • Its Time For Guillotines
  • Kisters Song
  • The Ballad Of Billy John
  • What About Mouthwash

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[Intro]
N.C.
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
So if your kid's a male
Even though he'll scream and yell
You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

[Verse 1]
D F#m
Well way back in the beginning
G D
God was making men and women
D F#m E A
And the fish of the sea and the birds of song (birds of song)
D F#m
He announced he made perfection
G E D A D
But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long

[Chorus 1]
D F#m G D
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
D F#m E A
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
D F#m
So if your kid's a male
G E
Even though he'll scream and yell
D A D
You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

[Verse 2]
D F#m
God gathered people's leaders
G D
Said start snipping babies' wieners
D F#m E A
This will be a sign of our love and covenant (covenant)
D F#m
A few then went and raised objections
G E
Saying they didn't see the connection
D A D
But he said "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense."

[Bridge]
G
He told us "go cut 'em with the scalpel!
D
Go cut 'em with the scissors!
G A
Or go and perform a metzitzah!" (inaudible)
D
And that's where the Rabbi sucks the blood
G
Out the babies' penis with his mouth
E A D
I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it

[Verse 3]
D F#m
Now today across the land
G D
People still keep his commands
D F#m E A
And children learn their first lesson right after birth (after birth)
D F#m
The ones who are supposed to protect them
G E
Hold them down and painfully correct them
D A D
Then they smile and say "welcome to life on earth." (welcome to life on earth)

[Chorus 2]
D F#m G D
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
D F#m E A
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
D F#m
So take a little off the top
G E
Because that's what God instructs
D A D
Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up
D A D
Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up




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