Biography:
The Dan Band is a comedy band from Los Angeles, California, created by actor/comedian Dan Finnerty.
The band is well known for its covers of originally female-performed pop songs, with added obscenities and swearing. Their live show has become a staple of Los Angeles nightlife, with Entertainment Weekly naming it “the hottest ticket in town”
Dan has made notable appearances in the movies Old School (singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “Lady”)
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[Verse 1]
D
While the jingle bells are jinglin'
Dm
And the snow begins to fall
D
And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies
Em A
Just across the hall
D
I'm freaking 'bout what to get you
Dm
Then it suddenly occurs to me
Em
The best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the fuckin' tree!
[Chorus]
D G
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
D C
I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
G Bb A D
I'm your little drummer boy
[Bridge]
D
While the eggnog is all noggy
Dm
And the fireplace all a-glow
D Em A
While our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down below
Dm
I hope you like my present
D Gm
It was way too big to wrap
Em
I'm gonna get naughty all over your body
Come sit on Santa's lap!
[Chorus]
D G
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
D C
I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
G Bb A D
I'm your little drummer boy
D
(C'mon!)
[Verse 2]
Bm
We'll be slushin' like snow angels til the morning
Bb
We won't hear the reindeer hoofin' up above
D
We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney
G A
We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love
N.C.
But we'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he'll fuckin' say:
[Chorus 2]
A D G
Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
[Outro]
A D
And the world will start rejoicing
Bb
And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum)
Bm C
And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings
D
And the seven pipers are piping
Em
The eight maids are milking in the snow
Bm B
And I'll be happy when I'm gettin' unwrappied by my Christmas ho, ho, ho...
(ho ho ho ho ho)
E D A
Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas!
E D A
Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya!
E D A
Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas!
E
Deck the halls with your Christmas balls!
A C D E
Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA!
D
While the jingle bells are jinglin'
Dm
And the snow begins to fall
D
And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies
Em A
Just across the hall
D
I'm freaking 'bout what to get you
Dm
Then it suddenly occurs to me
Em
The best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the fuckin' tree!
[Chorus]
D G
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
D C
I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
G Bb A D
I'm your little drummer boy
[Bridge]
D
While the eggnog is all noggy
Dm
And the fireplace all a-glow
D Em A
While our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down below
Dm
I hope you like my present
D Gm
It was way too big to wrap
Em
I'm gonna get naughty all over your body
Come sit on Santa's lap!
[Chorus]
D G
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
D C
I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
G Bb A D
I'm your little drummer boy
D
(C'mon!)
[Verse 2]
Bm
We'll be slushin' like snow angels til the morning
Bb
We won't hear the reindeer hoofin' up above
D
We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney
G A
We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love
N.C.
But we'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he'll fuckin' say:
[Chorus 2]
A D G
Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
[Outro]
A D
And the world will start rejoicing
Bb
And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum)
Bm C
And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings
D
And the seven pipers are piping
Em
The eight maids are milking in the snow
Bm B
And I'll be happy when I'm gettin' unwrappied by my Christmas ho, ho, ho...
(ho ho ho ho ho)
E D A
Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas!
E D A
Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya!
E D A
Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas!
E
Deck the halls with your Christmas balls!
A C D E
Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA!
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