Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse 1]
Am G
We were surrounded by an army of undead
Am Em
Our cleric down to minus five
Am G
A rabid hobgoblin gnawed off the fighter’s head
C E
But we knew with luck that we could survive
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E Am
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Verse 2]
Am G
A portal opened, and unleashed the fiends of Hell
Am Em
A balrog looking mighty pissed
Am G
We tried to banish him, but couldn’t work the spell
C E
We’ll have fight. I hope we don’t miss!
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E Am
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Bridge]
Dm C
And after the battle we went to the Inn to relax a while
F C
We spent all our treasure on gambling and women and booze
Cm Bb
My dwarf made a pass at the barmaid, we think that she might have smiled
Bbm F
But the Halfling had too much to drink and threw up on my shoes.
[Spoken Bridge]
N.C.
Player: So really, I’m going to try to ask out the barmaid.
N.C.
DM: Uhm Okay, make a charisma check. What’s your bonus?
N.C.
Player: I don’t have a charisma bonus. I mean, nobody puts points into charisma
unless they’re a sorcerer or a bard. That’s just a lame stat!
N.C.
DM: Okay, well, make your roll. You’re at a minus 2 because of the Halfling vomit.
N.C.
Both: …sweet!
[Chorus 2]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can be charming. I can get my drinks for free.
A E
I wink at wenches and pick up a barmaid or three.
A
Natural 20
A D
take down beholders with a toothpick and some string
A E A E
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E C A
Natural 20 is all I need.
Am G
We were surrounded by an army of undead
Am Em
Our cleric down to minus five
Am G
A rabid hobgoblin gnawed off the fighter’s head
C E
But we knew with luck that we could survive
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E Am
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Verse 2]
Am G
A portal opened, and unleashed the fiends of Hell
Am Em
A balrog looking mighty pissed
Am G
We tried to banish him, but couldn’t work the spell
C E
We’ll have fight. I hope we don’t miss!
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E Am
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Bridge]
Dm C
And after the battle we went to the Inn to relax a while
F C
We spent all our treasure on gambling and women and booze
Cm Bb
My dwarf made a pass at the barmaid, we think that she might have smiled
Bbm F
But the Halfling had too much to drink and threw up on my shoes.
[Spoken Bridge]
N.C.
Player: So really, I’m going to try to ask out the barmaid.
N.C.
DM: Uhm Okay, make a charisma check. What’s your bonus?
N.C.
Player: I don’t have a charisma bonus. I mean, nobody puts points into charisma
unless they’re a sorcerer or a bard. That’s just a lame stat!
N.C.
DM: Okay, well, make your roll. You’re at a minus 2 because of the Halfling vomit.
N.C.
Both: …sweet!
[Chorus 2]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can be charming. I can get my drinks for free.
A E
I wink at wenches and pick up a barmaid or three.
A
Natural 20
A D
take down beholders with a toothpick and some string
A E A E
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E C A
Natural 20 is all I need.
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