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I'm A Cunt - Roy Chubby Brown
Tabbed by Del Bradley No Capo or to taste
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INTRO Fmaj7 C
C
All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
G
You can scream and cuss,
G C
But He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your lasses puss.
C Fmaj7
He'll nick your fags take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
G
And I bet he'd inform the dole you're working,
C C
But Just who is this twat ?
C C C C C G G
He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
C
He's a male dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
Fmaj7
And wears his trousers back to front
Fmaj7 G
And he farts sucks cocks and he's riddled with pox,
C C G C
Cos basically he's a cunt.
C
He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
G
And he smells so much he'd fill your nose,
C
Hes a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring,Pffff the fucking puff.
C Fmaj7
You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
Fmaj7 G
And he talks a load of crap as well,
C C
Cos basically he's a cunt.
C C C C C G G
He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
C
He's a male dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
Fmaj7
And wears his trousers back to front
Fmaj7 G
And he farts sucks cocks and he's riddled with pox,
C C G C
Cos basically well he's a cunt.
C
He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
G
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
C
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he fucked her with a pack of lies,
C Fmaj7
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you won't have far to hunt
Fmaj7 G
Cos it's me you pack of bastards,
G C G
Basically I'm the Cunt.
G C C C C G G
I'm a cunt, I'm a cunt, I'm a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With my broken teeth and my ugly face,
C
I'm a male dick teaser that's out of place,
I'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
Fmaj7
And wear my trousers back to front
Fmaj7 G
Yes and I fart suck cocks, and I'm riddled with pox,
G C C
Cos basically I'm a cunt.
OUTRO....
C Fmaj7 C G C G C
I'm a C-U-N-T, I'm not bent see, fucking great big fat cunt ! (blow raspberry)
Tabbed by Del Bradley No Capo or to taste
______________________________________________________
Please don't forget to rate and comment,
Your feedback would be much appreciated, Thank you :)
_______________________________________________________
INTRO Fmaj7 C
C
All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
G
You can scream and cuss,
G C
But He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your lasses puss.
C Fmaj7
He'll nick your fags take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
G
And I bet he'd inform the dole you're working,
C C
But Just who is this twat ?
C C C C C G G
He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
C
He's a male dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
Fmaj7
And wears his trousers back to front
Fmaj7 G
And he farts sucks cocks and he's riddled with pox,
C C G C
Cos basically he's a cunt.
C
He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
G
And he smells so much he'd fill your nose,
C
Hes a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring,Pffff the fucking puff.
C Fmaj7
You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
Fmaj7 G
And he talks a load of crap as well,
C C
Cos basically he's a cunt.
C C C C C G G
He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
C
He's a male dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
Fmaj7
And wears his trousers back to front
Fmaj7 G
And he farts sucks cocks and he's riddled with pox,
C C G C
Cos basically well he's a cunt.
C
He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
G
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
C
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he fucked her with a pack of lies,
C Fmaj7
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you won't have far to hunt
Fmaj7 G
Cos it's me you pack of bastards,
G C G
Basically I'm the Cunt.
G C C C C G G
I'm a cunt, I'm a cunt, I'm a C-U-N-T cunt,
G
With my broken teeth and my ugly face,
C
I'm a male dick teaser that's out of place,
I'd sleep with your granny and bang her fanny,
Fmaj7
And wear my trousers back to front
Fmaj7 G
Yes and I fart suck cocks, and I'm riddled with pox,
G C C
Cos basically I'm a cunt.
OUTRO....
C Fmaj7 C G C G C
I'm a C-U-N-T, I'm not bent see, fucking great big fat cunt ! (blow raspberry)
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