Biography:
Rob Paravonian is a stand-up comedian who uses a guitar in many of his routines. He is most widely known for his Pachelbel Rant act.
Released albums so far: "Songs from the Second Floor" in 2009, and "Living It down" in 2001.
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Odd Chord - F#dim - xx1212
C Am Em F
I love her but she’s in love with another man,
C Am Em F
I’ve seen him and I must say I don’t understand,
C Am Em F
Why she would pick a man like him instead of me,
C Am F G
And I think there’s only one thing it could be.
C Am F G
He’s got coke so he gets the girl,
C Am F Fm
There’s nothing I can do or say.
C Am
I can offer her a heart that’s warm,
F F#dim
But my love won’t take powdered form,
C F C G
So she won’t give me the time of day.
C Am Em F
It’s been hard to see my girl with such a thug,
C Am Em F
When I can’t even get a friendly hug.
C Am Em F
I’ll never win I guess I must make that admission,
C Am F G
All the charm in the world is no match for a chemical addiction.
C Am F G
He’s got coke so he gets the girl,
C Am F Fm
And that’s the way it’s gonna be.
C Am
She doesn’t care who I am,
F F#dim
‘Cause she measures love by the gram,
C F C G
And that’s why she’ll never fall for me.
Dm Am
I thought I needed charm and good looks and strength of character,
F C
All those women’s magazines told me so.
Dm Am
But none of that crap got me any closer to winning her,
F G
‘Cause all I needed was some blow,
G
You know, you know that’s all I need ’cause she’s a…,
C Am Em F
Horrible judge. To this character she always flocks,
C Am Em F
I’ll never get her to break free from her Skinner Box.
C Am Em F
He’s got the key to the pleasure centers in her brain,
C Am F G
That’s why he has got my lover so well trained.
C Am F G
He’s got coke so he gets the girl,
C Am F Fm
But I still think that I can win in time.
C Am
Cause if I ever get the cash,
F F#dim
I’m gonna buy myself a major stash,
C F
And then her love will be inspired,
C F
And she’ll never get tired,
C F C
As long as I keep her wired she’ll be mine.
C Am Em F
I love her but she’s in love with another man,
C Am Em F
I’ve seen him and I must say I don’t understand,
C Am Em F
Why she would pick a man like him instead of me,
C Am F G
And I think there’s only one thing it could be.
C Am F G
He’s got coke so he gets the girl,
C Am F Fm
There’s nothing I can do or say.
C Am
I can offer her a heart that’s warm,
F F#dim
But my love won’t take powdered form,
C F C G
So she won’t give me the time of day.
C Am Em F
It’s been hard to see my girl with such a thug,
C Am Em F
When I can’t even get a friendly hug.
C Am Em F
I’ll never win I guess I must make that admission,
C Am F G
All the charm in the world is no match for a chemical addiction.
C Am F G
He’s got coke so he gets the girl,
C Am F Fm
And that’s the way it’s gonna be.
C Am
She doesn’t care who I am,
F F#dim
‘Cause she measures love by the gram,
C F C G
And that’s why she’ll never fall for me.
Dm Am
I thought I needed charm and good looks and strength of character,
F C
All those women’s magazines told me so.
Dm Am
But none of that crap got me any closer to winning her,
F G
‘Cause all I needed was some blow,
G
You know, you know that’s all I need ’cause she’s a…,
C Am Em F
Horrible judge. To this character she always flocks,
C Am Em F
I’ll never get her to break free from her Skinner Box.
C Am Em F
He’s got the key to the pleasure centers in her brain,
C Am F G
That’s why he has got my lover so well trained.
C Am F G
He’s got coke so he gets the girl,
C Am F Fm
But I still think that I can win in time.
C Am
Cause if I ever get the cash,
F F#dim
I’m gonna buy myself a major stash,
C F
And then her love will be inspired,
C F
And she’ll never get tired,
C F C
As long as I keep her wired she’ll be mine.
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