Biography:
Paul Thorn (born Paul Wayne Thorn on July 13, 1964, in Kenosha, Wisconsin) is an Americana singer-songwriter whose style is a mix of blues and rock music with a hint of Gospel. While utilizing narrative story-telling in his songs, Thorn's music is mostly centered around themes such as love, heartache, memories, his religious beliefs, and just having a good time.
Before his professional music career began, Thorn was briefly a professional boxer. After a few years of working in a local furniture factory and playing in local clubs
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- Im A Lucky Man
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- Joanie The Jehovah Witness Stripper
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- Mission Temple Fireworks Stand
- Mood Ring
- Sure Sign That Shes Gone Acoustic
- Temporarily Forever Mine
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Play arpeggiated chords
Capo 4
[Verse]
C C7
I got lucky on my birthday
F C
My wife reluctantly let me have my way
C A7
She said "This is for you, do what you must do"
D
Let me know when you’re through
C C7
I thought things would change when we tied the knot
F C
But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got
C A7 D
When she say’s no, she means no
C F C C7
Hell No!
[Chorus]
F C
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
A7 D
I am the poster child for total rejection
F C C/B A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
D
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G C F C
So I guess I’ll just stay married
[Verse]
C C7
I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain
F C
I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain
C A7
He don’t have no fun on that doggy run
D
He never gets none
C C7
He’s got potential if he could get free
F C
But he’s on a short leash just like me
C A7
He goes through life with hungry eyes
D
Watching b***hes go by
C F C C7
[Chorus]
F C
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
A7 D
I am the poster child for total rejection
F C C/B A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry oh no
D
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G C F C
So I guess I’ll just stay married
Capo 4
[Verse]
C C7
I got lucky on my birthday
F C
My wife reluctantly let me have my way
C A7
She said "This is for you, do what you must do"
D
Let me know when you’re through
C C7
I thought things would change when we tied the knot
F C
But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got
C A7 D
When she say’s no, she means no
C F C C7
Hell No!
[Chorus]
F C
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
A7 D
I am the poster child for total rejection
F C C/B A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
D
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G C F C
So I guess I’ll just stay married
[Verse]
C C7
I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain
F C
I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain
C A7
He don’t have no fun on that doggy run
D
He never gets none
C C7
He’s got potential if he could get free
F C
But he’s on a short leash just like me
C A7
He goes through life with hungry eyes
D
Watching b***hes go by
C F C C7
[Chorus]
F C
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
A7 D
I am the poster child for total rejection
F C C/B A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry oh no
D
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G C F C
So I guess I’ll just stay married
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