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National Lampoon

Kung Fu Christmas

by National Lampoon
National Lampoon

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

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[Intro]
Cmaj9
Dm7/G
Cmaj9
Fmaj7 Em7 Dm7

[Verse 1]
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
Midnight in a ghetto street
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
A desperate boy wants something to eat ('Cause he's dead on his feet)
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
To the man in the squad car, it's just his beat
Em7 Fmaj7 Fmaj9 Dm7/G
(He don't care, he don't live there
Cmaj9
He lives in Queens
Fmaj7 Em7 Dm7
Not Manhattan or the Bronx or Brook-lyn)
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
A thief on the roof, a mugger in the hall (Stick 'em up, Stick 'em up)
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
A baby on the floor eating paint off the wall (How's he gonna grow tall?)
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
But there's one time of year that brings joy to one and all
Em7 Fmaj7 Fmaj9 Dm7/G
(When every race has a smile on its face)

[Chorus 1]
Fmaj7 G/F
Junkie on the corner, the pusher uptown
Em7 Am
Digging the Yuletide, Santa's getting down
Fmaj7 G/F
Holiday colors of red and green
Em7 Am
Turkey's big and fat and the gangsta lean
Fmaj7 G/F
Numbers runner stops for a chat
Em7 Am Fmaj7 Dm7/G
The Apollo doorman tips his hat and he says:
Cmaj9
Have a Kung Fu Christmas
Fmaj7 Em Dm7
Have a Kung Fu Christma-as, ooh

[Verse 2]
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
Living in the ghetto, you always lose
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
They'll shoot you for your socks, and they'll stick you for your shoes
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
When you're a super bad dude, you pay super bad dues
Em7 Fmaj7 Fmaj9 Dm7/G
(Where fear and strife is a way of life)
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
But there's a man coming today with lots of loot
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
He's got a pimp-mo sleigh, a red and white fur suit
Cmaj9 Dm7/G
He's a Super Fly guy, and he's awful cute
Em7 Fmaj7 Fmaj9 Dm7/G
(He's about to arrive, bringing Jingle Bell jive)

[Chorus 2]
Fmaj7 G/F
Santa Claus making the Soul Train scene
Em7 Am
Slicking down his beard with Afro Sheen
Fmaj7 G/F
Eeny meeny and miney mo
Em7 Am
Frost in your hair and snow up your nose
Fmaj7 G/F
Diamond in the back, trimmed with holly
Em7 Am
My girls on the street and I'm feeling jolly
Fmaj7 G/F
Christmas Eve's coming with the last-minute bustle
Em7 Am
Santa tells the elves, "You'd better do The Hustle"




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