Biography:
I call myself a piano rocker, but I’m really just kind of a goofball. I’ve been playing the piano since age 5, discovered electronic music at 12, and made this stuff my career in 1999. Since then I’ve played at the Grand Ole Opry, been quoted in Rolling Stone, and made a name for myself in new media circles. I’ve been able to play piano rock full-time since 2007 and since then I’ve never looked back.
People tell me that they’re fans because I write some funny stuff
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
G6 - 320000
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Something I have always said,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
'Cause you never know when someone else might want to see you dead.
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Ninjas know just when to strike,
C G/B Am D/F# F
Though they dress the same I'd never say that they all look alike,
G
'Cause that ain't right.
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
They do ninja moves with ninja things, watch ninja ball with ninja wings,
Em F Dm G
And ninja beers that they can kill one bottle at a time.
Em F Dm G
They strike from near or far away, you’ll never know if you’re their prey,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
They always make their getaway, no ninja-prints or stars are left behind.
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Maybe one or two at work,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
So that you can use one when your boss is acting like a jerk.
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Well that’s a simple fact of life,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
They can kill with sheets of paper, they don’t need no stinking knife.
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
They live their lives so secretly, and ninjas kill so gracefully ,
Em F Dm G
They leap from tree to tree like Jackie Chan or Chow Yun-Fat.
Em F Dm G
They use their super ninja-power to kill someone at any hour,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
They could be hiding in your shower - you never know just where they’re at.
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Ninja podcasts are the best,
C G/B Am D/F# F
But they only let you listen if you pass a ninja test.
G
(Not like the rest)
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja
C G/B Am F G
It’s good to have one on your side.
C G/B Am D/F# F
Everybody loves a friend who would avenge them if they died.
G
(That’s ninja pride)
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
The ninjas are your biggest fan if you’re a member of their clan,
Em F Dm G
And if you’re not your plan had better be to run like hell.
Em F Dm G
'Cause ninjas find you anywhere, there might be ninjas in your hair,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
Or hiding in your underwear - They’re everywhere but nobody can tell.
[Outro]
C G/B Am F G
Everybody needs a ninja.
C G/B Am F G
There’s one right behind me now-
(dies)
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Something I have always said,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
'Cause you never know when someone else might want to see you dead.
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Ninjas know just when to strike,
C G/B Am D/F# F
Though they dress the same I'd never say that they all look alike,
G
'Cause that ain't right.
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
They do ninja moves with ninja things, watch ninja ball with ninja wings,
Em F Dm G
And ninja beers that they can kill one bottle at a time.
Em F Dm G
They strike from near or far away, you’ll never know if you’re their prey,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
They always make their getaway, no ninja-prints or stars are left behind.
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Maybe one or two at work,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
So that you can use one when your boss is acting like a jerk.
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Well that’s a simple fact of life,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
They can kill with sheets of paper, they don’t need no stinking knife.
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
They live their lives so secretly, and ninjas kill so gracefully ,
Em F Dm G
They leap from tree to tree like Jackie Chan or Chow Yun-Fat.
Em F Dm G
They use their super ninja-power to kill someone at any hour,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
They could be hiding in your shower - you never know just where they’re at.
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Ninja podcasts are the best,
C G/B Am D/F# F
But they only let you listen if you pass a ninja test.
G
(Not like the rest)
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja
C G/B Am F G
It’s good to have one on your side.
C G/B Am D/F# F
Everybody loves a friend who would avenge them if they died.
G
(That’s ninja pride)
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
The ninjas are your biggest fan if you’re a member of their clan,
Em F Dm G
And if you’re not your plan had better be to run like hell.
Em F Dm G
'Cause ninjas find you anywhere, there might be ninjas in your hair,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
Or hiding in your underwear - They’re everywhere but nobody can tell.
[Outro]
C G/B Am F G
Everybody needs a ninja.
C G/B Am F G
There’s one right behind me now-
(dies)
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