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"Cunt in Country"
Written and performed by Lord_Kirk and Tudder
Tab based on 5/21/2016 performance
**Capo 1st fret**
[VERSE 1]
G C G
She took half my trailer and she took half my truck
G D
And when my baby left me I swear I didn't give a fuck
G C G
She took half my belongings and she took half my heart
G D -stop
And when she slammed that trailer door, all I smelled was a wif of fart
[CHORUS]
-walk up to C-
C G
She puts the cunt in country
G D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G D G
And now all I do is hang my head and cry
[VERSE 2]
G C G
She owned a lot of cook books but never cooked a thing
G D
She always brought home KFC, them spicy chicken wings
G C G
And when my baby was with me, I swear I just wanted to die
G D -stop
'cause the only thing she let me eat was her stinkin' hairy pie
[CHORUS]
-walk up to C-
C G
She puts the cunt in country
G D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G D G
And now all I do is hang my head and cry
[VERSE]
-palm muted-
G C G
She had some sexual fantasies out in that chicken coup
G D
But it's hard to get a boner when you step in chicken poop
G C G
Yeah, she made me fuck them chickens, yeah, she made me spread their legs
G D -stop
Now they're the only chickens in Oregon that lay pre-scrambled eggs
[CHORUS] x2
-walk up to C-
C G
She puts the cunt in country
G D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G D G
And now all I do is hang my head and cry
Written and performed by Lord_Kirk and Tudder
Tab based on 5/21/2016 performance
**Capo 1st fret**
[VERSE 1]
G C G
She took half my trailer and she took half my truck
G D
And when my baby left me I swear I didn't give a fuck
G C G
She took half my belongings and she took half my heart
G D -stop
And when she slammed that trailer door, all I smelled was a wif of fart
[CHORUS]
-walk up to C-
C G
She puts the cunt in country
G D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G D G
And now all I do is hang my head and cry
[VERSE 2]
G C G
She owned a lot of cook books but never cooked a thing
G D
She always brought home KFC, them spicy chicken wings
G C G
And when my baby was with me, I swear I just wanted to die
G D -stop
'cause the only thing she let me eat was her stinkin' hairy pie
[CHORUS]
-walk up to C-
C G
She puts the cunt in country
G D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G D G
And now all I do is hang my head and cry
[VERSE]
-palm muted-
G C G
She had some sexual fantasies out in that chicken coup
G D
But it's hard to get a boner when you step in chicken poop
G C G
Yeah, she made me fuck them chickens, yeah, she made me spread their legs
G D -stop
Now they're the only chickens in Oregon that lay pre-scrambled eggs
[CHORUS] x2
-walk up to C-
C G
She puts the cunt in country
G D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G D G
And now all I do is hang my head and cry
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