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Lisa Carver

Unhip Holly

by Lisa Carver
Lisa Carver

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G
She dressed all in black, smelled like cheap leather
But it stained up her back, so she switched to pleather
D
But that didn't take kindly to the lotion on her skin
She rubs it every night to get her that fake tan
Am C D
And now she's swathed in calamine and cotton
G
Unhip Holly

G
She tried sniffin blow, it broke her out in hives
Tried smokin pot, but it dried the whites of her eyes
D
Crack made her cranky smack made her sleepy
Crank made her wanky, and wank made her weepy
Am C D
She wants so bad to be bad
G
Unhip Holly

CHORUS
C
She says your cool as a cucumber or straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
G D
Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between
Am C
Yes it's hard to be
G
Unhip Holly

G
She maxed out her plastic on designer jeans and Gucci
She loves meat in threes, but now she's choking down sushi
D
And the hip crowds all wearing, Salvation Army jeans
And the cool joint in town is serving potted meat and beans
Am C D
She's so 15 minutes ago
G
She's unhip Holly

G
She pierced her left eyebrow, thought it'd make her feel better
But it ripped out the first night, when she pulled off her sweater
D
She thought I cant go wrong with a blue dragon tattoo
But the artist dropped some acid now her buttocks both say boo
Am C D
She wants so bad to be cool
G
She's unhip Holly

CHORUS
C
She says your cool as a cucumber or straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
G D
Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between
Am C
Yes it's hard to be
G
Unhip Holly

G
Now a few years of therapy And I...I mean she can smile at the truth
She's the happiest dweeb on them streets of Deleuth
D
And she found her some meaning when she bought a boutique
And now she's counting her blessings at the sheik to be geek
Am C D
And she's happy in her pale vegan skin
G
Unhip Holly

CHORUS
C
She says your cool as a cucumber or Straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
G D
Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between
Am C
Yes it's hard to be
G
Unhip Holly
D
Yes it's cool to me
Am
And I'm proud to be
G
Unhip Holly




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