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1) The Guild is an award-winning online sitcom about the lives of an online guild "The Knights of Good", with each webisode 3–7 minutes long. The first episode was posted July 27, 2007. It is broadcast on The Guild's official website, on iTunes as a podcast, effinfunny.com and YouTube, and is available for download from the Xbox Live Marketplace. The show follows the life of Codex, the healer of The Knights of Good
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
not perfect, but close enough to fudge it.
epic bassline is epic.
Intro: Em G D G(D) x2
1ST VERSE:
Em G
Oh, no. won't pretend I didn't see
D G- D
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Em G
Don't, know, if you can read or if you've seen
D G- D
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
C C
The latest trend has hit its peak
D G- D
They say that geek's becomin' chic
Em G
So now you're out of style as you can be
D Bm
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
Chorus:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
2ND VERSE:
Em G
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
D G- D
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Em G
Never earned your part of nerd society
D G- D
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C C
Watched my Next Gen every night
D G- D
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Em G
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free,
D
where as me
(Bm)
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face
Chorus 2:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
C
And I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
3RD VERSE:
Em G
Role reversal must be a total drag
D G- D
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
Em G
I appreciate you for being cruel
D G- D
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G Bm
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
Em C G
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb, You can Evite me
Bm
and I'll say yes, but I won't really come
Em G
Got my comics
C D
Got my games
Em G
All the things you
C D
thought were lame
Em G
Got my cosplay
C D
Fanfic too
Em G
Got you pegged
C Bm
S T F U
Chorus 2:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
C
And I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
[Guitar Solo/fill]
Em G C Bm :| 4x
end on Em
epic bassline is epic.
Intro: Em G D G(D) x2
1ST VERSE:
Em G
Oh, no. won't pretend I didn't see
D G- D
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Em G
Don't, know, if you can read or if you've seen
D G- D
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
C C
The latest trend has hit its peak
D G- D
They say that geek's becomin' chic
Em G
So now you're out of style as you can be
D Bm
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
Chorus:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
2ND VERSE:
Em G
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
D G- D
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Em G
Never earned your part of nerd society
D G- D
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C C
Watched my Next Gen every night
D G- D
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Em G
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free,
D
where as me
(Bm)
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face
Chorus 2:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
C
And I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
3RD VERSE:
Em G
Role reversal must be a total drag
D G- D
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
Em G
I appreciate you for being cruel
D G- D
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G Bm
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
Em C G
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb, You can Evite me
Bm
and I'll say yes, but I won't really come
Em G
Got my comics
C D
Got my games
Em G
All the things you
C D
thought were lame
Em G
Got my cosplay
C D
Fanfic too
Em G
Got you pegged
C Bm
S T F U
Chorus 2:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
C
And I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
[Guitar Solo/fill]
Em G C Bm :| 4x
end on Em
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