Biography:
Ylvis is a variety show group from Bergen, Norway, consisting of the two brothers Bård Ylvisåker (born 1982) and Vegard Ylvisåker (born 1979). The brothers originated from Sogn, but grew up in Bergen and Africa.
The brothers debuted professionally on 19 October 2000 at the Ole Bull Theater in Bergen with the show "Ylvis – en kabaret" ("Ylvis – a cabaret"). In connection with the show was the song "Rumor says" recorded, pressed as a CD-single, and sold during the show, but was never put out for regular sales.
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Other songs:
- Intolerant
- Someone Like Me
- Stonehenge
- The Fox
- The Fox (what Does It Say)
- What Does The Fox Say
- What Does The Fox Say?
- The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?)
- A Cappella
- Da Vet Du At Det Er Jul
- Engine For Gabriel
- Hamar Town
- I Will Never Be A Star
- Introduksjonssang
- Jan Egeland
- Kjempeform
- Knipse Med Venstre
- Massachusetts
- Old Friends
- Russian Government Process
- Sammen S Finner Vi Frem
- The Cabin
- Truckers Hitch
- Were All To Blame
- Who Can It Be
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Non official music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI50r_j2uXE
Track on spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6gYWO3DwoNdB6ZsFy6twpG
From the fifth episode of Stories From Norway which can be watched online here:
https://www.dplay.no/programmer/stories-from-norway
[Intro]
Gm Fm Cm
When you receive new official correspondence
Cm Bbm Fm
It must be handled with precision and finesse
Cm Gm Cm Gm
It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple, just relax
D D G
When you follow Russian Government Process
[Verse]
Fm Cm
Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it
G Cm
Stamp it, sign it, seal it, file it
Fm Cm
Batch it, mark it, bulk compile it
G Cm
Russian Government Process!
[Verse]
Fm
New design on flag? (Here!)
Cm
Ban on plastic bag? (Here!)
G
Equal rights for gays? (Here!)
Cm
Asking for a raise? (Here!)
Fm
Clip it, tape it, bottleneck it
Cm
Sort it, tag it, double check it
G Cm
Russian Government Process
N.C.
No, no, no, too fast! Where do I put this? Application for....
[Verse]
Fm Cm
Take your information to the corresponding station
G Cm
In a classified location no-one can access
Fm
Stamp it (stamp it!), lick it (lick it!)
Cm
Toss it (toss it!), flick it (flick it!)
G Cm
Russian Government Process!
[Dialogue]
N.C.
You see? Not so hard. Just let go, relax and system will guide you. All you have to do is...
G
L-l-l-lunch time!
N.C.
New boy! You take lunch order now.
N.C.
What?
[Verse]
Fm
I'll have fish ragu
Cm
I want Moscow stew
G Cm
Stroganoff for me, make it gluten free
Fm Cm
Apple pie! Caviar! Gingerbread! Beef tartare!
G Cm
Lunchtime Ordering Process! (Too fast!)
[Verse]
Fm
Easy on the salt
Cm
Double on the spice
G
Hand filet my chicken
Cm
Double cook it twice
Fm
Grill it, spice it, super size it
Cm
Flame it, boil it, circumsize it
G Cm
Special Russian Omelette!
[Dialogue]
N.C.
You got it?
N.C.
No!
N.C.
Good. Back to work!
N.C.
What?
N.C.
Good bye.
N.C.
Hello?
[Outro]
Fm
Stamp it, lick it
Cm
Toss it, flick it
G Cm
Russian Government Process (Good luck!)
Track on spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6gYWO3DwoNdB6ZsFy6twpG
From the fifth episode of Stories From Norway which can be watched online here:
https://www.dplay.no/programmer/stories-from-norway
[Intro]
Gm Fm Cm
When you receive new official correspondence
Cm Bbm Fm
It must be handled with precision and finesse
Cm Gm Cm Gm
It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple, just relax
D D G
When you follow Russian Government Process
[Verse]
Fm Cm
Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it
G Cm
Stamp it, sign it, seal it, file it
Fm Cm
Batch it, mark it, bulk compile it
G Cm
Russian Government Process!
[Verse]
Fm
New design on flag? (Here!)
Cm
Ban on plastic bag? (Here!)
G
Equal rights for gays? (Here!)
Cm
Asking for a raise? (Here!)
Fm
Clip it, tape it, bottleneck it
Cm
Sort it, tag it, double check it
G Cm
Russian Government Process
N.C.
No, no, no, too fast! Where do I put this? Application for....
[Verse]
Fm Cm
Take your information to the corresponding station
G Cm
In a classified location no-one can access
Fm
Stamp it (stamp it!), lick it (lick it!)
Cm
Toss it (toss it!), flick it (flick it!)
G Cm
Russian Government Process!
[Dialogue]
N.C.
You see? Not so hard. Just let go, relax and system will guide you. All you have to do is...
G
L-l-l-lunch time!
N.C.
New boy! You take lunch order now.
N.C.
What?
[Verse]
Fm
I'll have fish ragu
Cm
I want Moscow stew
G Cm
Stroganoff for me, make it gluten free
Fm Cm
Apple pie! Caviar! Gingerbread! Beef tartare!
G Cm
Lunchtime Ordering Process! (Too fast!)
[Verse]
Fm
Easy on the salt
Cm
Double on the spice
G
Hand filet my chicken
Cm
Double cook it twice
Fm
Grill it, spice it, super size it
Cm
Flame it, boil it, circumsize it
G Cm
Special Russian Omelette!
[Dialogue]
N.C.
You got it?
N.C.
No!
N.C.
Good. Back to work!
N.C.
What?
N.C.
Good bye.
N.C.
Hello?
[Outro]
Fm
Stamp it, lick it
Cm
Toss it, flick it
G Cm
Russian Government Process (Good luck!)
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