Biography:
Heywood Banks is a comedian. Heywood has been featured in "Rolling Stone Magazine" and "People Magazine." He won First Place in the Johnnie Walker Comedy Search Contest.
Heywood Banks has appeared on A&E's "Evening at the Improv," MTV's "1/2 Hour Comedy Hour," CNN's "Hollywood Minute," "Caroline's Comedy Hour," "Entertainment Tonight," "Showtime Comedy Club Network," "Dr. Demento Show," "12th Annual HBO Young Comedians Special with Paul Rodriguez" and many more shows.
He has released several CDs.
More info: http://www.comedyhome.com/
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Other songs:
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse 1]
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In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
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I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
F C
Was a 60 foot Jesus, with his hands in the air
G
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
C
just like at the state fair.
[Chorus]
C F C
Big butter Jesus, Sweet cream Jesus
G C
Oh country fresh Jesus, unsalted Jesus
F C
Oh Promise Jesus, Imperial Jesus
G C
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Ole-o Lord
[Verse 2]
C F
Well you see him from his chest up
C
Like he's about to do a backflip
G
Or maybe scored a touchdown
C
Or maybe melting or about to drown
F
You know I been to the state fair
C
Seen a calf made out of golden corn
G
Stephen Hawking out of string cheese
C
And the virgin out of olives
[Chorus]
C F C
Big butter Jesus, Sweet cream Jesus
G C
Oh country fresh Jesus, unsalted Jesus
F C
Oh Promise Jesus, Imperial Jesus
G C
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Ole-o Lord
[Verse 3]
C F
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
C
Staring backwards was his big head
G
Drivers stuck in traffic backups
C
Desperately avoiding eye contact
F
Well don't you make no graven images
C
I think it's one of the ten commandments
G
I hope the grading curve is kindly
C
You get into heaven with a ninety
[Chorus]
C F C
Big butter Jesus, Sweet cream Jesus
G C
Oh country fresh Jesus, unsalted Jesus
F C
Oh Promise Jesus, Imperial Jesus
G C
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Ole-o Lord
[Verse 4]
C F
Big Butter Jesus
C
got hit by lightning
G
and it burned to the frame-wire
C
in a gigantic grease fire
F
some blamed it on Satan
C
and boy that be frightening
G
but I think it's Jesus' father
C
who's in charge of the lightning
[Second Chorus]
C F C
Big Fireball Jesus, extremely flammable Jesus
G C
Charbroiled Jesus, Oomph-ah Jesus
F C
Extra crispy Jesus, Bananas Foster Jesus
G C
Holy smoke it's Jesus, charcoal me some more
G C
Oh holy smoke it’s Jesus, Ole-o Lord
C F C
In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
G C
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
F C
Was a 60 foot Jesus, with his hands in the air
G
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
C
just like at the state fair.
[Chorus]
C F C
Big butter Jesus, Sweet cream Jesus
G C
Oh country fresh Jesus, unsalted Jesus
F C
Oh Promise Jesus, Imperial Jesus
G C
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Ole-o Lord
[Verse 2]
C F
Well you see him from his chest up
C
Like he's about to do a backflip
G
Or maybe scored a touchdown
C
Or maybe melting or about to drown
F
You know I been to the state fair
C
Seen a calf made out of golden corn
G
Stephen Hawking out of string cheese
C
And the virgin out of olives
[Chorus]
C F C
Big butter Jesus, Sweet cream Jesus
G C
Oh country fresh Jesus, unsalted Jesus
F C
Oh Promise Jesus, Imperial Jesus
G C
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Ole-o Lord
[Verse 3]
C F
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
C
Staring backwards was his big head
G
Drivers stuck in traffic backups
C
Desperately avoiding eye contact
F
Well don't you make no graven images
C
I think it's one of the ten commandments
G
I hope the grading curve is kindly
C
You get into heaven with a ninety
[Chorus]
C F C
Big butter Jesus, Sweet cream Jesus
G C
Oh country fresh Jesus, unsalted Jesus
F C
Oh Promise Jesus, Imperial Jesus
G C
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Ole-o Lord
[Verse 4]
C F
Big Butter Jesus
C
got hit by lightning
G
and it burned to the frame-wire
C
in a gigantic grease fire
F
some blamed it on Satan
C
and boy that be frightening
G
but I think it's Jesus' father
C
who's in charge of the lightning
[Second Chorus]
C F C
Big Fireball Jesus, extremely flammable Jesus
G C
Charbroiled Jesus, Oomph-ah Jesus
F C
Extra crispy Jesus, Bananas Foster Jesus
G C
Holy smoke it's Jesus, charcoal me some more
G C
Oh holy smoke it’s Jesus, Ole-o Lord
Hhymn
Hi Ho
Hi Ho Silver Oh
Hi-5
Hi-Fi Camp
Hifdzikhoir
HiFi Project
HiFlyer
HIGH and MIGHTY (...)
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