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Golf Brooks

Senior Moments

by Golf Brooks
Golf Brooks

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SENIOR MOMENTS (Golf Brooks)

[Verse]
G C
It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face
D7 G
Followed by a fear of something being out of place
C
With searching eyes I look around for something I can’t find
A D7
And I wonder just what it was that ever crossed my mind.

[Chorus]
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D7 G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
C G Em
Yes, staring into space for me is usually how it starts
C D7 G
Senior moment’s brain farts

[Verse]
G C
Well, I was standing in the kitchen; I had opened up the fridge
D7 G
And I stood there for the longest moment wondering why I did
C
I couldn’t think of one good reason so I finally shut the door
A D7
And I wondered what I put in there… Did I want some more?

[Chorus]
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D7 G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts

C G Em
Yeah it could have been some ice cream or those blueberry tarts
C D7 G
Senior moments, brain farts

[Verse]
G C
Well it happened at a Wal-Mart store I can’t remember where or when
D7 G
But I stood there like a zombie wondering why I just walked in
C
The greeter said “Hello sir, what would you like to see?”
A D7
But I had a senior moment and they tried to hire me!

[Chorus]
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D7 G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
C G Em
I guess I looked bewildered standing there among the carts
C D7 G
Senior moments, brain farts

[Verse]
G C
So I told my Doctor that my short memory cells were on the blink
D7 G
And I asked him “Could he fix it?” he said “Maybe let me think.”
C
Then he asked me how long I’d had this problem was it old or new
A D7
I looked at him and said, “What problem?” and “Who are you?”

[Chorus]
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D7 G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
C G Em
I get ‘em by the dozen, Doc, some times they’re off the charts
C D G
Senior moments, brain farts

[Verse]
G C
So I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new
D7 G
And try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. problem too
C
But I got my Rogaine pills and my Viagra mixed up back at home
A D7
I had hair growing in real thick but it was way too stiff to comb.

[Chorus]
C G
Senior moments, brain farts
D7 G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
C G Em
Yeah mixing up those medicines ain’t really very smart
C D7 G
Senior moments, brain farts




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