Biography:
Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist and stand-up comedian. He has performed on numerous comedy shows including Comedy Central Presents in 2003. Some of his usual puppets include a woozle named Peanut, a bitter old man named Walter, and José Jalapeño - a talking jalapeño pepper on a stick. His latest DVD, Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, was released in April 2006. In this stand-up offering, Jeff opens his show playing straight-man to his usual crew and includes four recently added characters.
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Rushing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back
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I have a nasty plan for Christmas in the Iraq
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I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B
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That's when I got shot in the ass by the U S military OH
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Jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see
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Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
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Jingle bombs jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
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The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
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I used to be a man but every time I cough
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Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
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My bombing days are done I need to find some work
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Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk OH
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Jingle bombs jingle bombs I think I got screwed
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Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you
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