Biography:
Dos Gringos is a band started by Chris "Snooze" Kurek and Rob "Trip" Raymond, two U.S. Air Force F-16 Fighting Falcon pilots. They released their first album, Live at the Sand Trap, upon their return from Operation Iraqi Freedom in 2003. They mix folk and Rock n Roll along with funny lyrics dealing with military aviation and military life in general. Their songs have become famous throughout the United States Military aviation community.
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
C F G x 2
[Verse 1]
C F G
It was ten-thirty on a summer night, and everyone was having fun
C F G
Except for me, cause all of the fighter spots were gone
C F G
There were four captains in my class and some National Guard dude
C G/B Am G F C
So it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out who got screwed
[Chorus]
C
And now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk
F G
I’m just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk
C
I’m just a FAIP, never done anything cool
F G
I’m just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool
C
I’m just a FAIP
[Verse 2]
C F G
When I talk to all my buddies, they tell me all the things they’ve done
C F G
Flyin red flags at nellis, aw damn that sounds like fun
C F G
I listen to all their stories, and all of their close calls
C G/B Am G F C
And the only thing I can counter with is Traffic pattern stalls
[Chorus]
C
And now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk
F G
I’m just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk
C
I’m just a FAIP, never done anything cool
F G
I’m just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool
C
I’m just a FAIP
[Break]
C G/B Am
[Bridge]
Am G Am G
Yeah but I’ll shed no tears, even though its four fucking years
Dm Am
But don’t you ever feel bad for me
Dm Em F G
I’ve found a way to channel all my animosity
G
And this is what I’m gonna do
C F G F
I’m gonna hook em all, I’m gonna hook em all
C F G F
Hook em all, I’m gonna hook em all
[FAIP-y Rant]
C F
Well his cloverleaf was better than I could do
G F
but I’m really pissed off so I’ll give him a U
C F
Yeah whatchu gonna do when life hands you a turd?
G F
That’s why they say FAIP is a four-letter word
C F
It stands for, “Fuck, Fuck, Fuckin-A I’m Pissed”
G F
I was aiming for fighters, but now I’m holed up in this
C F
Yeah here I am flying with this piece of crap
G F
Who couldn’t find his own ass with two hands and a map
C F
But at least I know it couldn’t get any worse
G F
Cause I know some day our roles will reverse
C F
Yeah cause when you are an ALO in the African heat
G F
I’ll be laughing at you cause I’m out the door complete
C F
Mother fucker, bitch, kiss my ass
G F
If you wanna graduate then fucker you gotta pass
C F
And I am not feeling generous, not one little bit
G F
You complain all you want but I don’t give a shit
C F
Cause one less punk in the community means
G F
One more slot for all my buddies and me
[Outro]
C F G F
Hook ‘em all, I’m gonna hook ‘em all
C F G F
Hook ‘em all, I’m gonna hook ‘em all
C F G F
C F G x 2
[Verse 1]
C F G
It was ten-thirty on a summer night, and everyone was having fun
C F G
Except for me, cause all of the fighter spots were gone
C F G
There were four captains in my class and some National Guard dude
C G/B Am G F C
So it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out who got screwed
[Chorus]
C
And now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk
F G
I’m just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk
C
I’m just a FAIP, never done anything cool
F G
I’m just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool
C
I’m just a FAIP
[Verse 2]
C F G
When I talk to all my buddies, they tell me all the things they’ve done
C F G
Flyin red flags at nellis, aw damn that sounds like fun
C F G
I listen to all their stories, and all of their close calls
C G/B Am G F C
And the only thing I can counter with is Traffic pattern stalls
[Chorus]
C
And now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk
F G
I’m just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk
C
I’m just a FAIP, never done anything cool
F G
I’m just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool
C
I’m just a FAIP
[Break]
C G/B Am
[Bridge]
Am G Am G
Yeah but I’ll shed no tears, even though its four fucking years
Dm Am
But don’t you ever feel bad for me
Dm Em F G
I’ve found a way to channel all my animosity
G
And this is what I’m gonna do
C F G F
I’m gonna hook em all, I’m gonna hook em all
C F G F
Hook em all, I’m gonna hook em all
[FAIP-y Rant]
C F
Well his cloverleaf was better than I could do
G F
but I’m really pissed off so I’ll give him a U
C F
Yeah whatchu gonna do when life hands you a turd?
G F
That’s why they say FAIP is a four-letter word
C F
It stands for, “Fuck, Fuck, Fuckin-A I’m Pissed”
G F
I was aiming for fighters, but now I’m holed up in this
C F
Yeah here I am flying with this piece of crap
G F
Who couldn’t find his own ass with two hands and a map
C F
But at least I know it couldn’t get any worse
G F
Cause I know some day our roles will reverse
C F
Yeah cause when you are an ALO in the African heat
G F
I’ll be laughing at you cause I’m out the door complete
C F
Mother fucker, bitch, kiss my ass
G F
If you wanna graduate then fucker you gotta pass
C F
And I am not feeling generous, not one little bit
G F
You complain all you want but I don’t give a shit
C F
Cause one less punk in the community means
G F
One more slot for all my buddies and me
[Outro]
C F G F
Hook ‘em all, I’m gonna hook ‘em all
C F G F
Hook ‘em all, I’m gonna hook ‘em all
C F G F
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