Biography:
Dana Lyons is the singer/songwriter best known for his dynamic performances and outrageous hit songs "Cows With Guns," "RV" and "Ride The Lawn." A global radio and web hit, "Cows With Guns" was #1 for the year on Dr. Demento, #2 on the Australian Country charts, #1 in Seattle and spent six months on the Irish Top 40.
Bringing together a mix of comedy, ballads and love songs, Dana's sharp wit and beautiful voice have him performing at concert halls, festivals, conventions, fundraisers and universities across the US and around the world.
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Cows With Guns
Intro: Am , G , Am (2x)
Am
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
G Am
Cows aren't fun
Am
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
G Am
Cows well done
Am
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
G Am
Cows are one
Am
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
G Am
Cow Tse Tongue
Am
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
G Am
Cow dol-drums
Am
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
G Am
Bad cow pun
Am
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
G Am
Cows are bummed
Am
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
G Am
Cows with guns
Am
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
G Am
Cow well hung
Am
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
G Am
Run cows run!
Am
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
F C
We will fight for bovine freedom
E Am
And hold our large heads high
F C E
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Am G , Am
Cows with guns
Am
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
G Am
Cows have fun
Am
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
G Am
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
F C
We will fight for bovine freedom
E E
And hold our large heads high
F C E
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Am G , Am
Cows with guns
Am
The President said
"enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
G Am
Cow dung flung
Am
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
G Am
Cows on buns
Am
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
G Am
Cows out gunned
(no music)
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
F C
We will fight for bovine freedom
E Am
And hold our large heads high
F C E
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Am G , Am
Cows with guns
Intro: Am , G , Am (2x)
Am
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
G Am
Cows aren't fun
Am
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
G Am
Cows well done
Am
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
G Am
Cows are one
Am
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
G Am
Cow Tse Tongue
Am
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
G Am
Cow dol-drums
Am
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
G Am
Bad cow pun
Am
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
G Am
Cows are bummed
Am
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
G Am
Cows with guns
Am
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
G Am
Cow well hung
Am
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
G Am
Run cows run!
Am
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
F C
We will fight for bovine freedom
E Am
And hold our large heads high
F C E
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Am G , Am
Cows with guns
Am
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
G Am
Cows have fun
Am
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
G Am
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
F C
We will fight for bovine freedom
E E
And hold our large heads high
F C E
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Am G , Am
Cows with guns
Am
The President said
"enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
G Am
Cow dung flung
Am
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
G Am
Cows on buns
Am
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
G Am
Cows out gunned
(no music)
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
F C
We will fight for bovine freedom
E Am
And hold our large heads high
F C E
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Am G , Am
Cows with guns
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