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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Chorus]
E
Chris White got his ass beat by a rando.
A
Walking stoned from my house Chrismas Eve.
E
You can say that he kind of earned it,
B E D A E
cause he didn't even bring the weed.
[Verse]
B
He had drank 4 cups of eggnog,
E
which were mostly filled with Schnapps.
E A
He told me "it's time to head out",
B E
Then he left and mumbled something bout the cops.
C#m G#m
Then I heard the sound of screaming,
B7 E
"Oh no!" I screamed that sounds like Chris.
E A
There he lay upon my driveway,
B E
his face was bruised from someone's cold hard fist.
[Chorus]
E
Chris White got a black eye from a stranger.
A
Walking up my driveway on the Eve.
E
My family thinks that he might have faked it,
B E D A E
but I know Chris is not as dumb as me.
[Verse]
B
Oh we're all so proud of Chris though,
E
he didn't even shed a tear.
E A
They took his wallet and his sneakers,
B E
and the pounds he got in England last year.
C#m G#m
"It's not Christmas without sneakers,"
B7 E
Chris said to me in my bedroom.
E A
I told him "here put on my slippers,"
B E
then my Mom walked in wearing a new perfume.
[Chorus]
E
Chris White smelled my Mom while wearing slippers,
A
Standing in my bedroom late that night.
E
He said that she smelled something like daisies,
B A E D A E
But I think she smelled like a flower that is white.
[Verse]
B
Now Chris is sitting at the table,
E
he's got more eggnog in his hand.
E7 A
Oh dear god I think he's blacked out,
B E
he's helping my grandma do a handstand.
C#m G#m
I've told my few friends and my neighbors,
B7 E
not to walk stoned while alone.
E A
Well not really no one answered,
B E
When I called their homes no one picked up the phone.
[Chorus]
E
Chris that bastard threw my Grandma's back out,
A
she fell while doing handstands Christmas Eve.
E
He says it was her idea in the first place,
B E C#
and that the handstand while it lasted had some steeze.
F#
Chris was the life of our Christmas party,
B
He showed up early and was the last to leave.
F#
He even brought everybody presents,
C# B F#
That must be why it's called CHRIS-mas Eve.
"Can someone get me a bandaid?" -Chris
E
Chris White got his ass beat by a rando.
A
Walking stoned from my house Chrismas Eve.
E
You can say that he kind of earned it,
B E D A E
cause he didn't even bring the weed.
[Verse]
B
He had drank 4 cups of eggnog,
E
which were mostly filled with Schnapps.
E A
He told me "it's time to head out",
B E
Then he left and mumbled something bout the cops.
C#m G#m
Then I heard the sound of screaming,
B7 E
"Oh no!" I screamed that sounds like Chris.
E A
There he lay upon my driveway,
B E
his face was bruised from someone's cold hard fist.
[Chorus]
E
Chris White got a black eye from a stranger.
A
Walking up my driveway on the Eve.
E
My family thinks that he might have faked it,
B E D A E
but I know Chris is not as dumb as me.
[Verse]
B
Oh we're all so proud of Chris though,
E
he didn't even shed a tear.
E A
They took his wallet and his sneakers,
B E
and the pounds he got in England last year.
C#m G#m
"It's not Christmas without sneakers,"
B7 E
Chris said to me in my bedroom.
E A
I told him "here put on my slippers,"
B E
then my Mom walked in wearing a new perfume.
[Chorus]
E
Chris White smelled my Mom while wearing slippers,
A
Standing in my bedroom late that night.
E
He said that she smelled something like daisies,
B A E D A E
But I think she smelled like a flower that is white.
[Verse]
B
Now Chris is sitting at the table,
E
he's got more eggnog in his hand.
E7 A
Oh dear god I think he's blacked out,
B E
he's helping my grandma do a handstand.
C#m G#m
I've told my few friends and my neighbors,
B7 E
not to walk stoned while alone.
E A
Well not really no one answered,
B E
When I called their homes no one picked up the phone.
[Chorus]
E
Chris that bastard threw my Grandma's back out,
A
she fell while doing handstands Christmas Eve.
E
He says it was her idea in the first place,
B E C#
and that the handstand while it lasted had some steeze.
F#
Chris was the life of our Christmas party,
B
He showed up early and was the last to leave.
F#
He even brought everybody presents,
C# B F#
That must be why it's called CHRIS-mas Eve.
"Can someone get me a bandaid?" -Chris
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