Biography:
Adam Offord Buxton (born June 7, 1969) is a British comedian, who together with his comedy partner Joe Cornish wrote and presented the Channel 4 comedy series The Adam and Joe Show. He also makes an appearance in "The IT Crowd" episode 1.5.
His father is Nigel Buxton, the travel writer and wine critic.
He originally appeared in an episode of Channel 4's "Takeover TV" as a man called "Louise" dressed as a Klingon, complaining about ST:TNG being taken off screen.
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
D
do you count
G
i do
A
let’s count together
[Verse 1]
D
counting, counting, counting, counting
G D
counting things you like
D
1, 2 bits of cake
A D
1, 2, 3 wheels upon a trike
D
1, 2, 3, 4 dollies
D G D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 balloons
A D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 monkeys wearing pantaloons
D G D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 fluffy little cats
D A D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 old fashioned hats
D
counting is a lot of fun
G D
if you are under 4
A
try again in 30 years
A D
it’s not so fun no more
[Chorus]
G D A
you will find that there’s a lot of boring things to count
G
count them, count them, count them
D A
you must have the right amount
G
calories and speeding points
D A
and pennies in your purse
G A D
count your blessings too because it daily gets much worse
[Verse 2]
D
problems, problems, problems, problems
G D
piling up on you
D A D
they just keep on coming and there’s nothing you can do
D G D
relationships and health and sex and God and jobs and sex
A D
there are far more problems than a four year old expects
D G D
counting opportunities that got away from you
D
regrets and disappointments
D A D
don’t forget the failures too
D G D
counting all the so-called friends that stabbed you in the back
A D
there’s so many it becomes a problem keeping track
[Chorus]
G D A
counting all the ways the world’s a giant ball of crap
G
war and famine all around
D A
but here’s a funny app
G D A
count up all the ways that you could change it if you tried
G
but there is too much else to do
A D
then suddenly you die
D
do you count
G
i do
A
let’s count together
[Verse 1]
D
counting, counting, counting, counting
G D
counting things you like
D
1, 2 bits of cake
A D
1, 2, 3 wheels upon a trike
D
1, 2, 3, 4 dollies
D G D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 balloons
A D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 monkeys wearing pantaloons
D G D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 fluffy little cats
D A D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 old fashioned hats
D
counting is a lot of fun
G D
if you are under 4
A
try again in 30 years
A D
it’s not so fun no more
[Chorus]
G D A
you will find that there’s a lot of boring things to count
G
count them, count them, count them
D A
you must have the right amount
G
calories and speeding points
D A
and pennies in your purse
G A D
count your blessings too because it daily gets much worse
[Verse 2]
D
problems, problems, problems, problems
G D
piling up on you
D A D
they just keep on coming and there’s nothing you can do
D G D
relationships and health and sex and God and jobs and sex
A D
there are far more problems than a four year old expects
D G D
counting opportunities that got away from you
D
regrets and disappointments
D A D
don’t forget the failures too
D G D
counting all the so-called friends that stabbed you in the back
A D
there’s so many it becomes a problem keeping track
[Chorus]
G D A
counting all the ways the world’s a giant ball of crap
G
war and famine all around
D A
but here’s a funny app
G D A
count up all the ways that you could change it if you tried
G
but there is too much else to do
A D
then suddenly you die
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