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'John Kettley is a Weatherman' by Tribe of Toffs.
Tune Guitar down ½ A step Eb, Ab, Db, Gb,
Eb
INTRO:
Strum chord once then play the notes, Play Twice, then hold chord of B.
E Bb---0-- A Bb---2-- E Bb---0-- B Eb---2---|
Gb-1---1 Gb-2---2 Gb-1---1 Bb-4---4-|
VERSES:
E A
Oh, Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor,
E B
Peter Snow sings very low,
E A
Mark Burano is a soprano,
B
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
CHORUSES:
E B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A B
A weatherman, A weatherman,
E B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A B E
And so is Michael Fish.
BRIDGE
E /F#m /G#m /A B/
Simon Parkin's always larkin',
Eric Lane is the same,
Jonathan Ross collects moss,
John Kettley...
([Spoken] interesting fact)
John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
Lester Piggott couldn't dig it,
David Icke rides a bike,
Richard Keys has got no knees,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
[Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouché; and his amazing cheese and pickle solo...
CHORDS FOR SOLO :
C#m /A /F#m /E B / X2
SOLO (there or there abouts!)
Eb-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb------2----4b(5)r4---2-----------2--—4 b (5)r4---2-------2---4b(5)r4---2-|
Gb--2h4------------------------0h2-----------------------------------------|
Db-----------------------------------------------------2h4-----------------|
Eb-------------------------------------------4-----------------------------|
Bb--s5------5-----4-------------4-5-p-4----------7-5-4------4-5-p-4--------|
Gb------4--------------4--5--6-----------6-----------------------------6---|
Db-------------------------------------------------------7-----------------|
Eb--4--------------------------7---------------------------|
Bb-----7---5-4-----7b-(8)-----------7--5---7---------------|
Gb-----------------6b-(7)------------------------4---------|
Db---------------------------------------------------------|
B
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.)
Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower,
Johnny Marr he plays guitar,
David Steel lives in Keele,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
Chuck Noakes has blue socks,
Andy Crane has got no brain,
Bernard Davey left the navy,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
FINAL CHORUS
E B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A B
A weatherman, A weatherman,
E B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A B E
And so is Michael Fish,
A B E
And so is Billy Giles,
(1 strum per chord)
A B E A
G#m F#m E A
F#m
And so is Iain McCaskill...
A B E
And so is Wincey Willis.
OUTRO
C#m /A /F#m B/ E
REMEMBER TO PLAY THE BRIDGE AFTER EACH CHORUS, INCLUDING THE ONE BEFORE THE SOLO. ENJOY
HILARIOUS AND REASONABLY EASY TUNE!!
Tune Guitar down ½ A step Eb, Ab, Db, Gb,
Eb
INTRO:
Strum chord once then play the notes, Play Twice, then hold chord of B.
E Bb---0-- A Bb---2-- E Bb---0-- B Eb---2---|
Gb-1---1 Gb-2---2 Gb-1---1 Bb-4---4-|
VERSES:
E A
Oh, Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor,
E B
Peter Snow sings very low,
E A
Mark Burano is a soprano,
B
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
CHORUSES:
E B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A B
A weatherman, A weatherman,
E B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A B E
And so is Michael Fish.
BRIDGE
E /F#m /G#m /A B/
Simon Parkin's always larkin',
Eric Lane is the same,
Jonathan Ross collects moss,
John Kettley...
([Spoken] interesting fact)
John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
Lester Piggott couldn't dig it,
David Icke rides a bike,
Richard Keys has got no knees,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
[Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouché; and his amazing cheese and pickle solo...
CHORDS FOR SOLO :
C#m /A /F#m /E B / X2
SOLO (there or there abouts!)
Eb-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb------2----4b(5)r4---2-----------2--—4 b (5)r4---2-------2---4b(5)r4---2-|
Gb--2h4------------------------0h2-----------------------------------------|
Db-----------------------------------------------------2h4-----------------|
Eb-------------------------------------------4-----------------------------|
Bb--s5------5-----4-------------4-5-p-4----------7-5-4------4-5-p-4--------|
Gb------4--------------4--5--6-----------6-----------------------------6---|
Db-------------------------------------------------------7-----------------|
Eb--4--------------------------7---------------------------|
Bb-----7---5-4-----7b-(8)-----------7--5---7---------------|
Gb-----------------6b-(7)------------------------4---------|
Db---------------------------------------------------------|
B
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.)
Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower,
Johnny Marr he plays guitar,
David Steel lives in Keele,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
Chuck Noakes has blue socks,
Andy Crane has got no brain,
Bernard Davey left the navy,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
FINAL CHORUS
E B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A B
A weatherman, A weatherman,
E B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A B E
And so is Michael Fish,
A B E
And so is Billy Giles,
(1 strum per chord)
A B E A
G#m F#m E A
F#m
And so is Iain McCaskill...
A B E
And so is Wincey Willis.
OUTRO
C#m /A /F#m B/ E
REMEMBER TO PLAY THE BRIDGE AFTER EACH CHORUS, INCLUDING THE ONE BEFORE THE SOLO. ENJOY
HILARIOUS AND REASONABLY EASY TUNE!!
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