Biography:
Joshua "Josh" Gad (born February 23, 1981) is an American film, television, stage and voice actor known for playing Skip Gilchrist in 1600 Penn, Elder Arnold Cunningham in the Broadway musical The Book of Mormon, and Ryan Church in the television series Back to You. Gad has also appeared in episodes of ER, The Daily Show, Modern Family, New Girl, Bored to Death and Numb3rs. His film appearances include The Rocker, Crossing Over, She Wants Me, 21, Love & Other Drugs and Jobs. He also voiced Olaf in Disney's feature film Frozen.
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This is definitely not the way they play it in the movie, but this is how I like to play it.
I use the capo on the second frett, but do what ever suits your voice ;) enjoy
(also if anybody has a different chord for the G# please let me know. I dont like the way it sounds,
but I dont know what els to use.)
[Verse]
C Am D G
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps
C Am D G
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
C Am D G
There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy
Am G F D G
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why
G C G
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston
G C
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
Am Dm Dm G C
For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon!
Am F
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
G# G# G# G
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
G C G
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
G C
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
Am D
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
G# G C
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
G E
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou
G A A7 D
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! Too much? ...Yep
G C G
No one fights like Gaston, Douses lights like Gaston
G C
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
Am Dm Dm G Am
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer
Am F G#
First, I carefully aim for the liver, Then I shoot from behind
G# G
Is that fair? I don't care
C G
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston
G C
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
Am D G# G C
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits) Ten points for Gaston!
Am G D G
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
Am G
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
F D G
So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge!
G C G
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston?
G G#
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
Am D D
I use antlers in all of my decorating
G G G F G
Say it again
D D D C D
Who's a man among men?
F D G Am
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
F E Am
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
F D G A7
There's just one guy in town, Who's got all of it down...
Dm G
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
G
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
[Outro]
C G C
Gaston!
I use the capo on the second frett, but do what ever suits your voice ;) enjoy
(also if anybody has a different chord for the G# please let me know. I dont like the way it sounds,
but I dont know what els to use.)
[Verse]
C Am D G
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps
C Am D G
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
C Am D G
There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy
Am G F D G
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why
G C G
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston
G C
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
Am Dm Dm G C
For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon!
Am F
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
G# G# G# G
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
G C G
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
G C
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
Am D
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
G# G C
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
G E
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou
G A A7 D
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! Too much? ...Yep
G C G
No one fights like Gaston, Douses lights like Gaston
G C
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
Am Dm Dm G Am
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer
Am F G#
First, I carefully aim for the liver, Then I shoot from behind
G# G
Is that fair? I don't care
C G
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston
G C
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
Am D G# G C
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits) Ten points for Gaston!
Am G D G
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
Am G
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
F D G
So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge!
G C G
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston?
G G#
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
Am D D
I use antlers in all of my decorating
G G G F G
Say it again
D D D C D
Who's a man among men?
F D G Am
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
F E Am
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
F D G A7
There's just one guy in town, Who's got all of it down...
Dm G
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
G
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
[Outro]
C G C
Gaston!
Josh Ritter
Josh Rouse
Josh Santana
Josh T. Pearson
Josh Turner
Josiah Leming
Josiah Sletten
Josie
Josie And The Pu (...)
Joss Stone