Biography:
Other songs:
- A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into
- A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into– Be More Chill
- Broadway Here I Come (smash)
- Do You Wanna Ride?
- I Love Play Rehearsal
- Michael In The Bathroom
- Michael In The Bathroom (not Finished)
- More Than Survive
- Pitful Children
- Squip Song
- The Goodbye Song
- The Pitiful Children– Be More Chill
- The Smartphone Hour
- The Squip Song
- Upgrade
- Bar Song
- Goodbye Song
- Honey
- I Dont Really Drink
- If You Like It
- Lisa
- Song Of The Brown Buffalo
- The Answer
- The Guide To Success
- The Pitiful Children
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Chorus 1]
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go
[Verse]
C
I'm waiting for my porno to load
C
My brain is gonna freakin' explode
C
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
A E
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
F C
But that really isn't such a change
C
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
A E F
My life would be in utter disarray
F G
'Cause freaking out is my okay
F G C
Good morning time to start the day!
[Chorus 1]
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go
[Verse]
A C A
Should I take a bus or walk instead?
A C A
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
A
When I get nervous my whole face goes red
Dm E
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
C E G
A junior on the bus is killer weak
C E G
But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
A C A
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
Dm E
Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
F G C
To just be fine and cool and chill
[Chorus 2]
C F
I don't wanna be a hero
F G C
Just wanna stay in the line
F
I'll never be your Rob DeNiro
G C
For me Joe Pesci is fine
F
So I follow my own rules
G
And I use them as my tools
E7 F
To stay alive
Dm
I don't wanna be special, no, no
G
I just wanna survive
[Chorus 1]
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go
[Instrumental]
Bb C Bb C G E
[Verse]
C Bb C G
I navigate the dangerous hall
C Bb C D#
Focus on a poster there on the wall
C Bb C G
Avoiding any eye contact at all
A E C
And trying hard to remain unseen
C
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
C
It's a sign-up for the after-school play
C
It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay
A E
And that's not what I need right now
F
End scene
F G
I hang a left and there's
C
Christine...
G
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
G C
Christine...
[Verse]
A C
Well, that was smooth
A C
Yeah, that was super pimp
A C A C
My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp
Dm E F
No time to wallow, no, instead,
G F
Just clear your brain and move ahead
G F
Accept that you're one of those guys
G C
Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies
C F
I don't wanna be a baller
G
Just want some skills to count on
A F
If my nuts were any smaller
G
They would be totally gone
A F
If I continue at this rate
G
The only thing I'll ever date
E F
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
C G
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
C
I just wanna survive
C
Michael!
[Verse]
E C#
Jeremy, my buddy
G
How's it hanging?
G
Lunch is banging
A
Had my sushi,
E
Got my slushie and more!
A
The roll was meki maki
C Dm G
And I'm feeling kinda cocky
Bb E
'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour
E C#
Oh, I'm listening to Marley
Bm A
And the groove is sounding gnarly
Dm E
And we're almost at the end of this song
A
Yeah, that was the end
Bm A
Now tell me friend
G
How was class?
A
You look like ass
A
What's wrong?
[Verse]
G C
Christine...
G C
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
G C
Christine...
G C
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
F G
Christine Canigula
[Bridge]
C
I feel my body moving through the air
F
See my converse walking over there
G
Take a shaky breath and I prepare
F G F
Who cares if people think I'm lame
F G
Christine signed, I'll do the same
F G
I grab the pen, I write my name
[Chorus 2]
C F
I'm never gonna be the cool guy
G C
I'm more the one who's left out
F
Of all the characters at school
G C F
I am not the one who the story's about
F G C
Why can't someone just help me out
A Dm F
And teach me how to thrive
C G F
Help me to more than survive!
[Outro]
G A F
More than survive!
G A F
More than survive!
F A F
If this was an apocalypse
G
I would not need any tips
E F
In how to stay alive
F A G
But since the zombie army's yet to descend
Dm C
And the period is going to end
Dm F G
I'm just trying my best to pass the test and
C
Survive!
Bb C
Survive!
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G C#
Go, go!
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go
[Verse]
C
I'm waiting for my porno to load
C
My brain is gonna freakin' explode
C
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
A E
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
F C
But that really isn't such a change
C
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
A E F
My life would be in utter disarray
F G
'Cause freaking out is my okay
F G C
Good morning time to start the day!
[Chorus 1]
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go
[Verse]
A C A
Should I take a bus or walk instead?
A C A
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
A
When I get nervous my whole face goes red
Dm E
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
C E G
A junior on the bus is killer weak
C E G
But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
A C A
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
Dm E
Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
F G C
To just be fine and cool and chill
[Chorus 2]
C F
I don't wanna be a hero
F G C
Just wanna stay in the line
F
I'll never be your Rob DeNiro
G C
For me Joe Pesci is fine
F
So I follow my own rules
G
And I use them as my tools
E7 F
To stay alive
Dm
I don't wanna be special, no, no
G
I just wanna survive
[Chorus 1]
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go
[Instrumental]
Bb C Bb C G E
[Verse]
C Bb C G
I navigate the dangerous hall
C Bb C D#
Focus on a poster there on the wall
C Bb C G
Avoiding any eye contact at all
A E C
And trying hard to remain unseen
C
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
C
It's a sign-up for the after-school play
C
It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay
A E
And that's not what I need right now
F
End scene
F G
I hang a left and there's
C
Christine...
G
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
G C
Christine...
[Verse]
A C
Well, that was smooth
A C
Yeah, that was super pimp
A C A C
My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp
Dm E F
No time to wallow, no, instead,
G F
Just clear your brain and move ahead
G F
Accept that you're one of those guys
G C
Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies
C F
I don't wanna be a baller
G
Just want some skills to count on
A F
If my nuts were any smaller
G
They would be totally gone
A F
If I continue at this rate
G
The only thing I'll ever date
E F
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
C G
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
C
I just wanna survive
C
Michael!
[Verse]
E C#
Jeremy, my buddy
G
How's it hanging?
G
Lunch is banging
A
Had my sushi,
E
Got my slushie and more!
A
The roll was meki maki
C Dm G
And I'm feeling kinda cocky
Bb E
'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour
E C#
Oh, I'm listening to Marley
Bm A
And the groove is sounding gnarly
Dm E
And we're almost at the end of this song
A
Yeah, that was the end
Bm A
Now tell me friend
G
How was class?
A
You look like ass
A
What's wrong?
[Verse]
G C
Christine...
G C
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
G C
Christine...
G C
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
F G
Christine Canigula
[Bridge]
C
I feel my body moving through the air
F
See my converse walking over there
G
Take a shaky breath and I prepare
F G F
Who cares if people think I'm lame
F G
Christine signed, I'll do the same
F G
I grab the pen, I write my name
[Chorus 2]
C F
I'm never gonna be the cool guy
G C
I'm more the one who's left out
F
Of all the characters at school
G C F
I am not the one who the story's about
F G C
Why can't someone just help me out
A Dm F
And teach me how to thrive
C G F
Help me to more than survive!
[Outro]
G A F
More than survive!
G A F
More than survive!
F A F
If this was an apocalypse
G
I would not need any tips
E F
In how to stay alive
F A G
But since the zombie army's yet to descend
Dm C
And the period is going to end
Dm F G
I'm just trying my best to pass the test and
C
Survive!
Bb C
Survive!
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G C#
Go, go!
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