Biography:
GWAR is a satirical thrash metal/punk band formed in 1985-1986 by a group of artists and musicians at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond, Virginia. The band is perhaps best known for their elaborate sci-fi/horror film inspired costumes, raunchy lyrics, and graphic stage performances, which can consist of scatology, sadomasochism, necrophilia, paedo-necrophilia, beastio-necrophilia, fire dancing, fake pagan rituals, mock executions/mutilations, and other controversial violent and political themes.
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"Nitro Burning Funny Bong"
by GWAR
I got frustrated with nobody having tabs for this song. it took me a long time
to figure it out, and it's definately better than nothing. there are two guitars,
but this is good for jamming along with it, or for an easy live show. the second
one just solos mostly.
where it has 2 "E"'s in a row, play 022xxx as the first one and then x799xx as the second.
also, an easy way to do the quick fill at the end of the verses is to just hammer
the notes that I have as chords. it's easy to pick up on if you listen for it.
Tabbed by stenyxx.
Intro riff:
E-11b12-| (repeat A lot)
E B C# G# A
Ahhh...sweet youth
G# F# F# G# F# E
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
E B C# G# A C# B B C# B F# E
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
E D#
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
E B
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
E D#
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
C# B
Let's all go and hit
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong
Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
I'm talkin' 'bout the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
E B
Oh, can you take it
E B
Oh, do a monster
E B
Oh, can you deal with it?
B (palm mute)
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
E B C# G# A G# F# F# G# F# E
E B C# G# A G# B B C# B F# E
(guitar 2 repeat through next verse until "I'm sucking...")
E D#
Now I'm old
E B
Trapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
E
In the twilight of my years
C# B
I am still a drug addict
E B
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
E
Moistened with lotion,
C# B E B
wrapped in a sarong. You know I live like a king
C# B
But I act like a faggot
E D#
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
E B
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
E D#
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
C# B
Can I get another hit?
From the nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Oh, can you take it?
Oh, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
B
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
E D# B
Oh, can you take it
E D#
Oh, do a monster
B C# B G# F# E
by GWAR
I got frustrated with nobody having tabs for this song. it took me a long time
to figure it out, and it's definately better than nothing. there are two guitars,
but this is good for jamming along with it, or for an easy live show. the second
one just solos mostly.
where it has 2 "E"'s in a row, play 022xxx as the first one and then x799xx as the second.
also, an easy way to do the quick fill at the end of the verses is to just hammer
the notes that I have as chords. it's easy to pick up on if you listen for it.
Tabbed by stenyxx.
Intro riff:
E-11b12-| (repeat A lot)
E B C# G# A
Ahhh...sweet youth
G# F# F# G# F# E
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
E B C# G# A C# B B C# B F# E
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
E D#
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
E B
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
E D#
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
C# B
Let's all go and hit
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong
Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
I'm talkin' 'bout the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
E B
Oh, can you take it
E B
Oh, do a monster
E B
Oh, can you deal with it?
B (palm mute)
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
E B C# G# A G# F# F# G# F# E
E B C# G# A G# B B C# B F# E
(guitar 2 repeat through next verse until "I'm sucking...")
E D#
Now I'm old
E B
Trapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
E
In the twilight of my years
C# B
I am still a drug addict
E B
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
E
Moistened with lotion,
C# B E B
wrapped in a sarong. You know I live like a king
C# B
But I act like a faggot
E D#
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
E B
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
E D#
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
C# B
Can I get another hit?
From the nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Oh, can you take it?
Oh, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
E E C# E
Nitro-burning funny bong
B
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
E D# B
Oh, can you take it
E D#
Oh, do a monster
B C# B G# F# E
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