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Drive-by Truckers

The President's Penis Is Missing

by Drive-by Truckers
Drive-by Truckers

Biography:

Drive-By Truckers are an alternative country band which formed in Athens, Georgia, United States in 1996. Currently, the band consists of Patterson Hood (vocals, guitar), Mike Cooley (vocals, guitar), David Barbe (bass), John Neff (guitar), Jay Gonzalez (keyboards) and Brad Morgan (drums). Cooley and Hood are the only original members of the band remaining. Among the band's former members are Jason Isbell (vocals, guitar) who left the band in 2007, and Shonna Tucker (bass, vocals) who left the band in 2011.

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G D
“They looked in the White House and Capitol Hill
D G
They looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill
G D
We called every scholar reporter and genius
D G
Has anyone seen the President's penis ”

“It ain't in the Congress or Judiciary
It ain't in the Smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on Venus
Has anyone seen the President's penis ”


Chorus:
C
“The Presiden'ts penis is missing ole'”
C G
We searched high and low every night every day
G D
Lord won't you come down and redeem us
D G
Has anyone seen the President's penis”


“Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 's we elected one missing his brain
George Washington caught a cold he couldn't explain
And we all know the truth about Thomas Jefferson's name”

“Franklin D Roosevelt wasn't no square
With that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered that Elenor didn't care
And John Kennedy's penis was seen everywhere”

Chorus

“Them outer space people would laugh if they'd seen us
All this talk about cum-stains and oral coitus
Meanwhile the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we're more concerned with the President's penis”




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