Biography:
Eric Idle is the composer of most Monty Python songs (along with Neil Innes) such as the Python anthem "Always Look on the Bright Side Of Life" (which is also played after Iron Maiden's shows). His outstanding linguistic ability have earned him the name "Master of the One-Liner".
During his time at Cambridge, Eric served as the president of the famous Cambridge Footlights Dramatic Club.
Before Monty Python's Flying Circus, Eric appeared in both
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
...F.C.C SONG... by Eric Idle
----------------.............
*Recorded 2004*
(Eric Idle:
"It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it,
It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!")
Intro:
(Spoken):
(n.C)
Here's a little number I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting with a judge...
G D7 G D7
Verse 1:
G D7 G G7
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
C Adim G G7
Fuck you very much for fining me;
C A7 G F#7 E7
Five thousand bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck;
A7 D7
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.
Verse 2:
G D7 G G7
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
C Adim G G7
For proving that free speech just isn't free.
C A7 G F#7 E7
Clear Channel's a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go;
A7 D7
At-torney General Ashcroft, doesn't like strong words and so;
G B7 E7
He's charging twice as much, as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 3:
G D7 G G7
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
C Adim G G7
For he-roically sitting on your tush.
C A7 G F#7 E7
For Halliburton, Enron, all the compa-nies who fail;
A7 D7
Let's send them a clear signal, and stick Martha straight in jail;
G B7 E7
She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 4:
G D7 G G7
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,
C Adim G G7
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
C A7 G F#7 E7
Your pacemaker must be a fake; you haven't got a heart;
A7 D7
As far as I'm concerned, you're just a pasty-faced old fart.
G B7 E7
And as for Condo-leeza; she's an intellectual tart;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
G D7 G G7
So fuck you very much The E.P.A,
C Adim G G7
For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.
C A7 G F#7 E7
It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my hummer,
A7 A7
The ozone's a nogozone, now that Arnold's here to say;
G B7 E7
"The nuclear Winter Games, are going to take place in LA";
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Coda:
G B7 E7
So what the planet fails? Let's save the great white males;
A7 D7 G D7, G
So fuck you all so very much.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------
G D7 G7 C Adim A7 F#7 E7 B7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
320003 xx0212 323000 x32010 xx2323 x02223 242322 020100 021202
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 ([email protected])
----------------.............
*Recorded 2004*
(Eric Idle:
"It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it,
It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!")
Intro:
(Spoken):
(n.C)
Here's a little number I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting with a judge...
G D7 G D7
Verse 1:
G D7 G G7
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
C Adim G G7
Fuck you very much for fining me;
C A7 G F#7 E7
Five thousand bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck;
A7 D7
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.
Verse 2:
G D7 G G7
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
C Adim G G7
For proving that free speech just isn't free.
C A7 G F#7 E7
Clear Channel's a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go;
A7 D7
At-torney General Ashcroft, doesn't like strong words and so;
G B7 E7
He's charging twice as much, as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 3:
G D7 G G7
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
C Adim G G7
For he-roically sitting on your tush.
C A7 G F#7 E7
For Halliburton, Enron, all the compa-nies who fail;
A7 D7
Let's send them a clear signal, and stick Martha straight in jail;
G B7 E7
She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 4:
G D7 G G7
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,
C Adim G G7
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
C A7 G F#7 E7
Your pacemaker must be a fake; you haven't got a heart;
A7 D7
As far as I'm concerned, you're just a pasty-faced old fart.
G B7 E7
And as for Condo-leeza; she's an intellectual tart;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
G D7 G G7
So fuck you very much The E.P.A,
C Adim G G7
For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.
C A7 G F#7 E7
It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my hummer,
A7 A7
The ozone's a nogozone, now that Arnold's here to say;
G B7 E7
"The nuclear Winter Games, are going to take place in LA";
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Coda:
G B7 E7
So what the planet fails? Let's save the great white males;
A7 D7 G D7, G
So fuck you all so very much.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------
G D7 G7 C Adim A7 F#7 E7 B7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
320003 xx0212 323000 x32010 xx2323 x02223 242322 020100 021202
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 ([email protected])
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