Biography:
Chad Morgan’s unique style has served him well for over 50 years in the business of making people laugh. After all this time the Country Music legend is still going strong, sense of humour and down-to-earth attitude intact.
Morgan born on 11th feb 1933 first recorded the unconventional love song, ‘The Sheik From Scrubby Creek’ back in 1952 at the raw age of 19. Memories of his first performance are etched on his frontal lobes. “I remember it very well.
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse]
C
I was sitting down having me lunch today
C
When a strange sight caught my eye
C
A dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride
G
On the back of another fly
F
Then I looked across at the window
C
Where a louvre it was broke
C
They were flying in like siamese twins
G C
And I almost bloody choked
G
They were joined in copulation
C
On the amrest of the chair
C G
All increasing population fornicating everywhere
F
They were shagging in the kitchen
C
They were shagging in the hall
C
While keeping perfect rythym
G C
With the clock upon the wall
G
Then one randy blue arse bastard
C
With affection for the dead
C
Spies a fly stuck to the paper
G
Hanging just above me head
F
And he postumourusly rapes her
C
And gets stuck up there like a bat
C
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
G C
Would you like to die like that
C
Well me dad came home from work
C
All buggered hot and dry
C
Said if I don't have a coldie soon
G
I'm surely gonna die
F
No sooner had he poured it out
C
And Lord he had a fit
C
When a double deckered duo
G C
Down upon the froth they lit
C
And as they swam, they humped and drank
C
And breaststroked 'round the glass
C
The electric light was gleaming
G
Bright off his iridescent arse
F
And slowly drunk they finally sunk
C
At last when the beer was flat
C
Now if I was a fly and I had to die
G C
I'd like to die like that
C
Well the family were all sitting down
C
The evening meal to dine
C
A great big chook that mum had cooked
G
Really looked divine
F
Then those double deckered blowies
C
Reappeared from everywhere
C
Depravity was on the wing
G C
And lust was in the air
C
They were scruffing in the stuffin'
C
And on the potatoes
C
And one was chockabloc
G
Perched on the parson's nose
F
It was quick but it was messy
C
Down came the swatter flat
C
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
G C
Would you like to die like that
G
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
C
Would you like it quick and clean
C
Anaethitised before your eyes
G
With Pebeau or Mortein
F
But of all the ways that I could die
C
I'd like to drown in beer the best
C
But I'll be happy you know
C
When it's time to go
G C
If I go on the nest
C
I'll be happy you know
C
When it's time to go
G C G C
If I go on the nest
C
I was sitting down having me lunch today
C
When a strange sight caught my eye
C
A dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride
G
On the back of another fly
F
Then I looked across at the window
C
Where a louvre it was broke
C
They were flying in like siamese twins
G C
And I almost bloody choked
G
They were joined in copulation
C
On the amrest of the chair
C G
All increasing population fornicating everywhere
F
They were shagging in the kitchen
C
They were shagging in the hall
C
While keeping perfect rythym
G C
With the clock upon the wall
G
Then one randy blue arse bastard
C
With affection for the dead
C
Spies a fly stuck to the paper
G
Hanging just above me head
F
And he postumourusly rapes her
C
And gets stuck up there like a bat
C
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
G C
Would you like to die like that
C
Well me dad came home from work
C
All buggered hot and dry
C
Said if I don't have a coldie soon
G
I'm surely gonna die
F
No sooner had he poured it out
C
And Lord he had a fit
C
When a double deckered duo
G C
Down upon the froth they lit
C
And as they swam, they humped and drank
C
And breaststroked 'round the glass
C
The electric light was gleaming
G
Bright off his iridescent arse
F
And slowly drunk they finally sunk
C
At last when the beer was flat
C
Now if I was a fly and I had to die
G C
I'd like to die like that
C
Well the family were all sitting down
C
The evening meal to dine
C
A great big chook that mum had cooked
G
Really looked divine
F
Then those double deckered blowies
C
Reappeared from everywhere
C
Depravity was on the wing
G C
And lust was in the air
C
They were scruffing in the stuffin'
C
And on the potatoes
C
And one was chockabloc
G
Perched on the parson's nose
F
It was quick but it was messy
C
Down came the swatter flat
C
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
G C
Would you like to die like that
G
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
C
Would you like it quick and clean
C
Anaethitised before your eyes
G
With Pebeau or Mortein
F
But of all the ways that I could die
C
I'd like to drown in beer the best
C
But I'll be happy you know
C
When it's time to go
G C
If I go on the nest
C
I'll be happy you know
C
When it's time to go
G C G C
If I go on the nest
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